News Poor Miss Lohan

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  1. Shithead

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    The anchor rope should've been around her neck....

    Lindsay Lohan has surgery to reattach half her FINGER after gruesome boating accident
    The star shared a snap of the bandaged digit after having to search for the missing piece
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    Lindsay Lohan has revealed she had to have surgery after losing half her finger in a gruesome boating accident.
    The actress took to Snapchat to share a photo of the bandaged digit following the horror injury that occurred while she was trying to anchor a vessel she was on over the weekend.
    “I almost lost my finger from the anchor," she wrote alongside a photo of her hand after getting it looked at. "Well, I lost half my finger, thank goodness we found the piece of my finger…"
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    She lost half her finger
    It sounded like a painful and scary moment for Lindsay, who revealed she has had surgery after the incident.
    She added: "I just had surgery to fix it… it hurts so bad"
    Lindsay originally shared - and deleted - a picture on Instagram, and fans took to social media to wish her well.
    "Ouch. Hope u heal quick (sic)," tweeted one follower, while another said: "Praying for Lindsay Lohan's finger."
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    She posted a picture of the gruesome injury
    It comes after Lindsay sensationally claimed she thought her ex fiance Egor Tarabasov would throw acid in her face, as their fiery rows spiralled out of control .
    In an interview with Russian television's Channel One, Lindsay said: "I went to bed and he broke into my house. He started strangling me. I feared that Egor may splash acid in my face."

    However, Egor has denied all claims, with his spokesman saying: "It has come to my attention that my former fiancée, Lindsay Lohan, is planning new smear campaign against me in the Russian and international media.

    "My relationship with Lindsay came to an end in July 2016. In the weeks that followed, there were numerous attempts to discredit my name by inaccurately portraying the nature of our relationship, publishing distorted facts, and making false accusations.
    "I decided not to address those harmful and false statements at that time. As an international businessman, I aim to maintain a low profile and concentrate on developing my business. I also chose to keep my silence out of respect for Lindsay.
    "Today, I would like to state that all accusations made, and about to be made, by Lindsay against me are not true."

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lindsay-lohan-surgery-reattach-half-8965255
     
  2. Syrinx2112

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    She should just go into porn already
     
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    Anything for that yummy Percocet.
     
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    Is this like "The Tractor Incident" from "Seinfeld"?
     
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    Broad has been rode hard and put away wet

    She had a few good years, but not alot

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    Makes you wanna put your penis in there don't it?

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    She must have stopped by the Sterns and adopted a cat, well maybe not, that cat has all it's eyes
     
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    You shouldn't do drugs and boating at the same time.
     
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    We so don't care about you anymore Ms. Lohan. You expired in 2006.
     
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    She had that up her boyfriends ass when that happened.
     
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    Even her hands are nasty. Would not allow handjob.
     
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    ...too bad the rope didnt wind around her neck.
     
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    escortin' ain't easy kids.
     
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    Even her hand looks like a meth addict!
     
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    She's like a Tara Reid protege. Publicity for all the wrong reasons. She looks more like a waitress than an actress. This won't end well.
     
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    will be addicted to oxy's in 3...2...1
     
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    She'll just have to be careful about fingering other chicks now
     
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    really? Why do Oxy's when you have a full on heroin addiction?
     
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    easy young jedi... all addicts start w pills and move the heroin. give her time she will get there :jj:
     
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    I hope her surgeon isn't the same one who did her tits or she will be in trouble.