Pope Francis warns couples not to substitute pets for children

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  1. AmishGirl

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    (Stern-related for obvious reasons)

    Pope Francis warns couples not to substitute pets for children . . . or face 'the bitterness of loneliness' in old age.

    * Pope was speaking at a special Mass for 15 couples in the Vatican yesterday

    * He told them not to put off having children as it is key to Christian marriage

    * Criticised couples who put living a comfortable life ahead of raising a family

    * Said showering pets with affection was not a replacement for loving a child


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ness-loneliness-later-life.html#ixzz33YQoE9aq

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ness-loneliness-later-life.html#ixzz33YQLUMEO


    Phooey. :no:

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  2. wife is a whore

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    People who treat animals like kids are fucking damaged. For many of them, kids are too much effort, and won't be forever subservient and dependent to them, so they get pets to control.

    Then you get tards like Beff who get off on having damaged/high maintenance animals so they can play the martyr. "Oh, I have to finger the shit out of its asshole 3 times a day and wash its stinky, puss filled eye hole hourly so the infection doesn't leech into its brain." Yeah, there is a reason that animal would be dead in the wild, because its suffering would be brought to an end.

    One time I had someone get pissed at me because I yelled "NO!" at his dog, because it kept jumping up on me. I told him flat out, "Then the next time it jumps on me, do I punch it in the nose or you?" He brought his dog back home then returned to the party.

    P.S. Fuck Sam Simon in his cancer ridden asshole.
     
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    Will Mama Judy Ostrosky -- the so-called devout Catholic -- ignore this directive from her pope, or will she find a copy in print, (preferably in the Catholic Standard & Times newspaper) and circle the article in red pen and snail-mail it to her only daughter?

    Somewhere in her shallow Ostrosky mind, Judy has to be aware that Beth may not be very good human-baby Mom material.
     
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    People having more kids because of religion is the last thing this country needs.
     
  5. Hand Banana

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    I think the Pope is calling for people to have and RAISE children. Not just pump them out and let them grow up idolizing the Kardashians.
     
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    Anyone :quote:religious:quote: enough to listen to the Pope on an issue like this is a problem.
     
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    Pets don't grow up to have a job that they can fork over 10% of every time they get paid

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    Fuck off Jewboy.
     
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    Do you tithe to your Special-bus driver ??
     
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    Do you get fucked in your ass by the Rabbi.
     
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    idiocracy.
     
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    Exactly,as if Catholic Mexicans need any more of an excuse to pop out more kids.:rolleye:
     
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    Don't have kids, Don't want them. never did , never will. I'm perfectly happy. :dance: I do what I want, when I want. when I'm not working. :down:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    people who have and take the time to criticize others for the way they choose to life their lives, need to honestly look in a mirror at themselves and mind their own fucking business because they are the reason others choose not to have children: they do not want to raise kids to become defective, arrogant assholes (like you).
     
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    yeah they killed off everyone who they didn't like for no other reason than they didn't like them. great history to be proud of.
     
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    no, and we keep telling you we don't like guys so you'll just have to find a goat to marry.
     
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    you may remember form biology class that this population graph shows a non sustainable condition
     
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    i guess the new Pope has not gotten wiggy's latest memo that 10 kittens does in fact equal one real life child :jj:
     
  20. HorsetoothBeth

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    But what do we do when the fairytale magic man in the sky makes it difficult for some of us to conceive? I have a cat who will be my baby until a child comes along...and will always be my baby. Mr PopeWhoever can go fuck himself, and I'd be happy to say it to his face. My husband and I will gladly adopt some of the young boys his priests have molested and fucked up for life.



    Edited because I forgot which Pope was reigning currently
     
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