Porch appreciation thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, Jun 16, 2014.

  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I love my porch. I spend a lot of time here. The setup is perfect.
    I can sit and play music, watch cars go by...

    Currently I'm enjoying a white russian and the sun and boys going by on fast bikes.
    The other night we put a little chimnea in the small front yard and enjoyed it from the porch.

    When it rains I can sit here and listen to it, protected by the roof.

    Porches are awesome.
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I have never used my balcony in almost 8 years.:jj:
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    do you smoke cigarettes ?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I want to fuck your throat
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I mean yeah porches are cool
     
  6. Schmoopy

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    I don't have any furniture out there either. It's just empty.
     
  7. HAL

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    I like staring at people
     
  8. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Who are you talking too, schmoopy or hawk kneed?
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    Chriza has me on ignore btw.:kitty:
     
  10. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    What's the view ?

    Vending machines ?
     
  11. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Big fan of porches and more so, balconies

    Especially in the summer evenings....cant be beat
     
  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I hate how elitist MFers in NYC have started putting up gates to keep the moolies off their porches....Porch squatting is like a religion,dammit
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    Dogstar has just been upgraded to Richard Pryor compared to you, shit mult.
     
  14. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    I need an awning or something. I can't hang outside when it's raining. That's mah faaaaaaavorite.
     
  15. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    People squat on other people's porches there? :jj: That shit wouldn't fly here.
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    This isn't about you. :secret:
     
  17. freds

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    i sit out on my patio and watch the birds. it never rains. hummingbirds are cool.



    i wish it would rain.
     
  18. freds

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    the end.
     
  19. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    that wasn't a joke, just a likelihood..... but keeping reaching..... :console:
     
  20. freds

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    dev is kinda lazy. here's her porch view.