Stern Show Porch Pirates Deserve the Death Penalty

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  1. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    I would love to catch these fuckers in the act. People bust their ass all year to make sure that their kids can have a nice Christmas and some lowlife piece of shit wants to break their kids hearts? I will break their fucking face!!



     
  2. yosemite sam

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    At least this cunt left a Thank You note lol

     
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    Christmas is not about STUFF. The butt pirates, I mean porch pirates are doing you a favor, you capitalist pig.
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    One of the things I actually like about the Muslim countries.
    They chop these fucker's hands off
     
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    ^^^
    More American than Oblamo
     
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    Fuck that. Execute a few porch pirates and that shit will cease overnight.
     
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    Give a brother a break. The malls are crowded this time of year and it's harder to steal there.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Oh yeah.....Keep buying online......
     
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    No waiting on lines full parking lots no spaces just take it. Fuck it let some one else pay for it. The part that gets ya pissed is the time it takes to set the shit up.
     
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    Hey mom they took baby Jesus.
     
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    That's one of the things that surprised me in the US. When you're not at home, they just leave stuff at your door. Over here, they either:
    • Try to deliver it at your neighbors
    • Take it back and try it again the next day (they try it 3 times at max)
    • Take it to the post office where you can pick it up
    But leave it at the door in the open? Hell no. People don't trust one another not enough for that shit.
     
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    Then again, I was in the South, which is the part where people are friendly and trusting and such...
     
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    What most people don't do when they order online, is check the "indirect signature required" box for shipping. This forces UPS, FedEx, et al to get a signature from someone at the delivery address. Otherwise they leave a call tag on the door. They do make three attempts. Otherwise, you can pick up the package(s) at the local hub.
     
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    I order stuff 2 to 3 times a week and haven't had anything stolen in 10 years
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Better get smart and move out a bit before the prices there go up.
     
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    i always get annoyed when they don't leave a package. i order so much online, i have a sign on the back door saying - leaving packages here!

    so far, i haven't lost anything to thieves. knock on wood etc.
     
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    Oh, cool. Well, I guess the difference here is that the vast majority of people don't really have porches and large front yards here... haha. Funny how everything ultimately makes sense.
     
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    Most people just order shit to the address of their job, actually.
     
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    Why does this need a Stern Show tag?
     
  20. yosemite sam

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    Thats even worse! Some prick in the mailroom going thru everyones shit :ulol: