Porn Actor Arrested At LAX With Half a Pound Of Meth Up His Ass

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  1. dawg

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    Gay porn actor Bruno Knight (real name Phillip Gizzie) was attempting to fly out of LAX on June 16th with half a pound of crystal meth shoved up his ass when things started going decidedly wrong. Go figure.

    The British native never made it on the plane back to London. As he attempted to board the Virgin Atlantic flight, Customs and Border Protection officers — acting on a tip from the DEA — stopped and questioned him.

    It became very clear very quickly to the officers that something was amiss. Knight had only been in Los Angeles for a few days with his partner Alister McCalister (amazing name), had no checked luggage, and was moving erratically and sweating profusely. When asked about his brief trip, he explained that he had been in North Hollywood partying with several male friends, and that he’d taken meth, marijuana, cocaine and GHB.
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    ooooogaaa

    half a lbs? is it too late to see if they can check for my lost cat?
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Given his "career" I'm surprised could hold that much in.
     
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    i just want to know how it went down...

    TSA... sir do you have anything to declare?... wait a sec... didn't you do 5 black dicks in one white ass??

    sir i am going to have to check your whole asshole
     
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    "Phillip Gizzie":giggle:
     
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    They were acting on a "tip".
     
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    That's the second weirdest thing he's ever shoved up there.
     
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    thats hot
     
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    How in the world is meth Howard related? :dontknow:






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    The guys asshole is like a carryon bag lol
     
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    How gay.
     
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    It's like porn stars don't have very good judgement.
     
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    Because his whole asshole was hanging out.
     
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    So, after this story makes the news, the whole 'getting busted with a half pound of meth up his ass' part is only the second most embarrassing thing he'll have to discuss with his family during the holidays...
     
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    Police report: "it appeared the suspect had what appeared to be a 2 litre bottle in his rectum. That was actually discovered to be a black dildo, which ultimately was discovered to contain 8 ozs of crystal meth, some gum, and a small bottle of strawberry anal lubricant"
     
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    Because it makes your teeth look ridiculous
     
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    listen mister, we have a strict rule around here: the threads must be Howard related. that means they must be unfunny, miserable, have something to do with cock, penises, beer cans, doodie, horses, kittens, dogs, hats, retards, or bent knees. I hope this helps you get back in line. :behave:
     
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    I believe in equal treatment under the law for all adults who abide by the laws of the land

    gays should be allowed to marry and all that stuff

    but fuck if gay dudes aren't a weird fucking lot
     
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