Porn chicks: Why aren't they good-looking anymore?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    Sorry to get off topic...but is your pic for real?? (sorry, i'm a newbie - obviously)

    If so, what the hell and how did you get??!!?? CRAZY jewfro! (And I can say that ;)

    ACES! :hat:
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Jon Hein looked good when he was younger. Maybe he really did get 30 blowjobs.
     
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    Jon Hein was born in November 1967.

    My avatar photo was taken in fall 1986.

    So he was either 18 or 19.
     
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    woof woof those bitches are ugly:shocked:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    He had good bone structure, but it looks like he's wearing shimmery blue eyeshadow in that pic.
     
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    You should have seen it when it was double the Jon Hein in his avatar. Scary stuff! :bug:
     
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    I looked through all 120 wow... u are right! #19 is one weird looking chick
     
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    He never masturbates....never masturbates....never masturbates...
     
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    Little low on your number
     
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    The type of chicks that are in the 'mainstream' porn movies have been shit for decades. The Vivid look in the 90s being the worst - big ugly fake tits and silly outfits. And now, just like in the general pop, there are so many horrific tattoos. Still, there are tons of hot chicks getting fucked in porn
     
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    Because porn doesn't make money anymore due to the tube sites and file sharing sites. Making less money means there is less money for them to pay the "actresses". Less money means you get uglier looking whores. There are still a few hotties in the business though, look up these...

    Lexi Belle
    Presley Hart
    Victoria Lawson
    Stephanie Richards
    Natalia Rossi
     
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    You took the words right out of my moutn. The period of 1985-1995 was also called my Golden Age of Jerking Off. I don't think there has ever been a greater ass than Nina Hartley's. Jeanna Fine was and still is my faaaaavorite.
     
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    most porn chicks are hot
     
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    Jon Hein has freakishly huge hands and bears a slight resemblance to a pituitary giant.
     
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    Simple answer... High Definition. Most of us grew up jerking off to a shitty picture from a VHS tape we stole from our dad or friends dad that was old as shit. Now were watching close ups shot in HD on our big screen LED's do the math.
     
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    Meth is also a good answer