Entertainment Porn Star Gives Vets Blowjobs For Veteran’s Day

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I could not find a SFW pic of her :wtf:

    When it comes to our national holiday for honoring America's veterans, it's important to sit down, give thanks, and take stock of what's really important in life: blowjobs. Lots of them. For free.

    Which is why this story from Broadly is enough to bring a tear to any red-blooded American's patriotic eye. Meet Jenny Jizz, a 47-year-old porn star just starting out in the industry with a penchant for the jobs we call blow. And today, on Veteran's Day, she'll be making an appearance at Florida's Sausage Castle. Never heard of it? Consider it an over-the-top, sex-crazed boning factory where the party literally never ends. Helmed by Mike Busey, purveyor of all things eccentrically erotic, the Sausage Castle will be throwing a bash for vets today, and Ms. Jizz will be a guest of honor.

    Broadly reports that she will offer up blowjobs for anyone who shows up, provided they are not too hairy or smell bad. See guys? Grooming matters. On top of that, she went on record saying, "I think it'll give [the veterans] stress relief and a new sex drive."

    Jenny Jizz, we salute you and your blowjobs. May you be free of lockjaw and cotton mouth as you show your thanks for our troops today. God bless America.
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    How nice: Hep-C for Veterans Day
     
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    Here she is in this YouTube clip, it's sfw. She looks nasty, the female broadcasters look hot!
     
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    God bless her. Welcome home vets
     
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    All Marines line up here Army over there Navy you next to them lol
     
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    Call me old-fashion, but I find that porn name filthy. Couldn't come up with something better? Jenny Loads was taken?
     
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    [GILBERT]Jenny Gabagoooooooo![/GILBERT]
     
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    Would you rather get a blowjob from a porn star or from an amateur who really likes sucking cock?
     
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    I could have used this info before Veterans Day. I hope she shows up next year.:crying:
     
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    Jenny Jizz ? really ? Oh boy. :facepalm:
     
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    Damn! Hopeing it was Illinois. :(
     
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    I bet its short for Jizzski
     
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    47 year-old porn star? I went to her website, and I think I would pass on her offer if I were a returning veteran. Seriously, I could easily do better, and I think all but the most homely veterans could too.
     
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    Does that mean she'll go down on female Vets?

    Thats hot.
     
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    My guess is this a Quid Pro Quo offer. The vets get a BJ and she gets to film the act for content on her website.
     
  17. Jayla

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    Lee Greenwood she's not. Seriously, this is gross.
     
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    That's it. I'm running down to my nearest recruiting station and enlisting.
     
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    That's like asking if you like pizza or pizza

    Answer is yes
     
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    Blowjob from an ugly chick? Why doesn't she open up her pussy for the troops?