Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, May 1, 2015.
What's yours? Mine is to touch nothing
i piss on the walls, the seat and the toilet paper. hell, if i have time, i piss on that little purell dispenser.
Agreed. Also, unless the situation is desperate, they're to be used to piss in only.
I usually just walk behind it and pee up against the back wall.
Drop trou and act like a water sprinkler
I have never and never will take a shit in a port a potty
This, I'll shit in the woods before I'll step into one of them.
I had to one time at at Penn State game. We stayed in an RV for the night and that morning I had the bubble guts and had to squatty potty over the hopper hole. The shit was piled up over the shit hole. I had no other recourse but to let loose. the poor bastard that had to clean that
Anything goes, bro. Anything goes.
if your forced to use one you learn to levitate real fast
It would be cleaner to shit your pants.
If I were absolutely forced to use one I'd pretty much be levetating over the seat like I was a magician. You don't touch anything in there. Pretty much consider it covered with a mix of Ebola and Herpes.
If I could piss, I'd do it in my pants before ever using a porta potty.
I canNOT use one, walking by one makes me gag. Even this thread makes me gag a little.
Being a woman on a construction site, I usually hit the woods, but one time there was no woods and lots of workers around. I got down in the drain fill line Mr babs had just dug and he put the trackhoe bucket over me I almost got stage fright and couldn't pee.
even the ones signed "Sucked Clean by Gray"?
You ever give mr. Babs a golden shower sweetheart?