Port a potty protocol

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What's yours? Mine is to touch nothing
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i piss on the walls, the seat and the toilet paper. hell, if i have time, i piss on that little purell dispenser.
     
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    Avoid them.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Agreed. Also, unless the situation is desperate, they're to be used to piss in only.
     
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    I usually just walk behind it and pee up against the back wall.
     
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    Drop trou and act like a water sprinkler
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have never and never will take a shit in a port a potty
     
  8. Chief2Kick

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    This, I'll shit in the woods before I'll step into one of them.
     
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    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    I had to one time at at Penn State game. We stayed in an RV for the night and that morning I had the bubble guts and had to squatty potty over the hopper hole. The shit was piled up over the shit hole. I had no other recourse but to let loose. :facepalm: the poor bastard that had to clean that :jj:
     
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    Anything goes, bro. Anything goes.
     
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    if your forced to use one you learn to levitate real fast
     
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    It would be cleaner to shit your pants.
     
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    If I were absolutely forced to use one I'd pretty much be levetating over the seat like I was a magician. You don't touch anything in there. Pretty much consider it covered with a mix of Ebola and Herpes.
     
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    If I could piss, I'd do it in my pants before ever using a porta potty.
     
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    I canNOT use one, walking by one makes me gag. Even this thread makes me gag a little.
    Being a woman on a construction site, I usually hit the woods, but one time there was no woods and lots of workers around. I got down in the drain fill line Mr babs had just dug and he put the trackhoe bucket over me :giggle: I almost got stage fright and couldn't pee.
     
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    even the ones signed "Sucked Clean by Gray"?
     
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    That's hot. :jerk:
     
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    You ever give mr. Babs a golden shower sweetheart?