Portion control!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wujekcity, Feb 1, 2015.

  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    we all know Howard loves to use the word portion when he talks about maintaining his concentration camp look......how come none of the fat slobs ever ask him what exactly he means by a portion???
     
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    This is a man with such odd beliefs, he went on an on-air tirade about people who put butter on their bread like they were insane.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    "Who eats mayo anymore Robin?"
     
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    he said to jason the other day, for a piece of fish, the size of your fist
     
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    Portion = serving :dontknow:
     
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    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Well, that's no information in that information whatsoever.
     
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    he's nuts about skinny.





    i guess saying he's nuts would have sufficed.









    i got an app called fatsecret. i put in what i eat and it tracks my calories per day. this helps me to not graze as much in between meals, etc. and so fourth.
     
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    if it's the size of beth's hands then you're talking quite a large portion of fish
     
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    Howard is too lazy to engage in a serious work out. Plus he doesn't want to deal with his wig smelling worse and the glue breaking down early. So he just starves himself to avoid being pudgy.

    But he still has man boobs -- one of the main reasons he wears scarves. What a hideous creature.
     
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    I can see some "top" (and I mean highly regarded not Howard's preferred use of the term) guy trainer running spreadsheets w caloric figures that's been provided to his chef.

    Whatever that math provides him in food, that's a portion. His pretty figure and overall control is satisfaction enough for him.
     
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    They're afraid to confront what they're actually consuming. Food is their life.
     
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    2 cashews is a portion or 3 frozen grapes.

    I wish he would do a portion of gas from the chamber.