Portion

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  1. aquadog

    aquadog Well-Known Member

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    Was just listening to an older episode where Wiggy was talking about his PORTION of brown rice and his small PORTION of salmon. Why does that bother me so much? Seriously am I the only one? Who talks like that unless they're a 30 year old woman on a Weight Watchers message board? Am I crazy?
     
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    That and "My Outfits".
     
  3. Uncle Larry

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    Most people who objected to Howard joining AGT would be surprised that this is the kind of shocking language that he has been using in the last few years.
     
  4. koclem

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    Ill give you "portion" is a very gay sounding word however all of those obese beached whales that surround him would be wise to practice portion control as well before they all lose their legs.
     
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    It's Howards way of maintaining his weight so he can continue to look like an emaciated Gumby.
     
  6. Roland Schwinn

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    Howard harbors replenishment guilt. He won't let himself enjoy a meal because his mommy and daddy called him fat. So he does whatever it takes to stay super skinny, including starving himself. Not to mention letting everyone know about his sacrifice. :jrolleyes:

    Plus he is obesist.
     
  7. Peau de Soie

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    But he really did verge on chubby in the NBC era. The fasting might extend his miserable life a bit.
     
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    I think that might be related our very own ChimneyPortions.

    When you go big in life.... like a mansion with 7 chimneys.... you order Chimney Portions!!!!!!!!!!!!

    bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    Nice word, didn't know that one before you dropped it.
     
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    Are you in your underpant ?
     
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    sit on the speaker!

    [​IMG]
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I recall him talking about his father saying "you sit down to eat, you have a portion!" as a way to lose weight. The outfits thing probably is from his mother.
     
  13. Roland Schwinn

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    And the guilt he shoulders every time he sees a cheesy slice of pizza, or smells some sweet maple syrup will ensure those extra bits of time gained are spent in a state of infantile neurosis.
     
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    Don't forget these. Only a handful for snacking...............[​IMG]
     
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    Right, that's why I said "miserable life".

    And I hate cashews. The least tasty nut, and yet one of the fattiest. Macadamias and almonds laugh at cashews.

    What kind of reed does an obesist use when playing in the orchestra?
     
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    Remember when he kvetched about eating a whole bowl of almonds when on a diet...he was only sposed to eat his portion of 6 or 7 .
     
  17. koclem

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    in his defense almonds have a shitload of calories :facepalm:
     
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    Remember that he eat cake with his hands.....[​IMG]
     
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    but he was running everyday. and was so hungry from his starvation diet he mowed through he whole bowl. I'm sure it didn't wreck his diet.
     
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    you do have a point. 6'5" 190 is not healthy.