Portland pimp sues Nike........

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  1. Nemo

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    ...........for $100 million for lack of warning label after beating victim with Jordans

    http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/01/nike_sued_by_portland_pimp_for.html

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    Sirgiorgio Clardy sits strapped into a restraint chair in July during his sentencing hearing. His legal adviser, sits in the foreground -- a safe distance away from Clardy based on the advice of a judge. Nine courthouse deputies attended the sentencing to maintain security.


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    A 26-year-old Portland pimp has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially responsible for a brutal beating that helped net him a 100-year prison sentence.

    Sirgiorgiro Clardy claims Nike should have placed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. He was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy's prostitute in June 2012.
     
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    Where the fuck do you get your newsfeed from, Gizoogle?
     
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    When da pimps in da crib ma
     
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    hot pockets!
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    In this case, he was keeping his pimp foot strong, as well!
     
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    Why the hell do we even entertain assholes like this in our legal system?
     
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    Got to keep your pimp foot strong :dontknow:
     
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    "Under product liability there is a certain standard of care that is required to be up-held by potentially dangerous product ..." wrote Clardy, who is representing himself. "Do (sic) to the fact that these defendants named in this Tort claim failed to warn of risk or to provide an adequate warning or instruction it has caused personal injury in the likes of mental suffering."

    :facepalm:....

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    That hoe looks like the human, crackhead form of a monchichi.
     
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    [video=youtube;9ROOi5xagxg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ROOi5xagxg[/video]
     
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    So soft and cuddly!