Possbile tweets to Clueless Beth

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  1. Dlist

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    My dog constantly licks his balls. Advice? @Ben Dover

    My horse has a thick beer can cock. I'm oddly aroused. Advice? @Sook Madik

    My cat has ugly teeth. Should I get him veneers? @Horace Face
     
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    You left your panties on my floor @NachoGrande Retweet @MaleHostFromMomCaves
     
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    FUCK. I've given out too much rep. I owe you one. Good shit.
     
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    My cat wants to convert to Judaism.Any good Pet Rabbis in New York? @PelicanLover
     
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    My dog's behaviorist thinks you're an idiot. @FuckYouBeth
     
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    Since you finally f-cked Ellen, will you now get your own Cover Girl ad??


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    hit him up for u
     
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    My dog is going bald. Can you recommend a good hair system? @BethOno #SuckABagOfDicks
     
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    Anal Glands has some work to do!

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    A pelican has fallen in love with my horse. Can that relationship work?
     
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    Thats a good one, I just keep telling her I kick my dog every time Howard mentions her name, I hope it makes her cry
     
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    My dog constantly jerks off to kitty porn when I go out at night. Advice? @Stu Pidasole
     
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    @Lou Skunt
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    My dog has a big nose, wears a wig, and always wears a stupid scarf. what can I do?@norma stitz
     
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    My cat has become a pescetarian. Should I fix him trouser trout? @Anita Bangor
     
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    I'm too busy to hire a behaviorist and behaviorize my pooch. please help. @goodlucksaturday


    "too easy. hire someone to hire a behaviorist and hire another person to be there with the dog and behaviorist. duh!" @bethstern
     
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    My horse won't stop shitting all over the place. How do you hold out for so long? @phil macrack