Possibly the most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to a person...

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    has happened to my sister. Well, it didn't happen TO her so much as she did it to herself.

    She's 23 and lives with our parents.
    Last night she came home at about 3am with a guy friend of hers (who's big and fat) and they were completely wasted-ass drunk.

    The commotion woke my parents. When they heard loud snoring they became suspicious (she's not allowed to have guys sleep over). So my dad got up and opened her door and turned on the light. And there they both were, passed out and completely pantsless. No underwear either.

    So my dad throws a blanket over my sister and wakes the guy and starts yelling at him to get the hell out. He's fumbling for his clothes. My sister then wakes up and is just wandering around laughing (still sans pants). My mom was still in bed and just listening to all of this, not REALLY knowing what was going on. She got out of bed when she heard my dad yelling "Stop! Stop! You're pissing on the floor!"

    So mom enters the room to find the fat kid had JUST located his pants and was starting to clumsily put them on, and my sister also naked from the waist down, giggling, and pissing in the corner.

    My mom started ripping the sheets off the bed (not sure why) and the fat kid was apologizing profusely to my dad, while my sister was just wandering around, still giggling, talking about how she couldn't find any pants.


    :facepalm:
     
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    OMG Dev. :lol:
     
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    Was it a black dude?
     
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    I want to party with your family. :backlol:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's a hilarry story. :jj: i wonder what your dad thought of your sister's puss.
     
  10. deverrant

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    She was blacked out, but she told me she has a vague memory of dad yelling at her to stop pissing.
    She said she'd like to know all the details of what happened, but doesn't want to ask.
     
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    That sucks when you know you banged a chick but you don't remember it.
     
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    :quote: your sister :quote:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Dev, please tell you dad sorry (and thanks for the ride home) and tell your sister I'll call her tomorrow... thanks.
     
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    I thought you didnt party...
     
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    That's hot :cheer:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Nah.

    OMG I can't even imagine how fucking awkward this must be for both of them. :facepalm:
     
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    She said they didn't bang.

    :jj:

    :lol:
     
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    Any pics of your sister peeing?
     
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    23 and still at home? :spank: