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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    Need a couple good jokes, dirty or clean.

    Thanks!
     
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    honestmaxx Well-Known Member

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    What's brown and sticky?








    A stick
     
  3. SkullofTimmy

    SkullofTimmy Well-Known Member

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    What's wrong with two wonderful people going over a cliff in a Cadillac?





    It seats six.
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Why did the little wonderful kid cry when he stepped in dog shit?

    He thought he was melting.
     
  6. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    How come there are no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?



    They aren't working in the future either
    (Jackie the joke man)
     
  7. Bosch76

    Bosch76 2016 Politics POTY Gold

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    How many dead hooker does it take to change a lightbulb?


    I know it's not 8.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Where?
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    So Dawg, BethSucks, and Chriza walk into a bar

    Dawg tells the bartender: "We want something that matches our personality. Give it your best shot."

    Bartender looks Dawg in the eyes and says "hmm ok, tell me something about yourself"
    "Well, I don't drink, milk is also out of the question because I'm lactose intolerant, and I'm a libertarian".

    The bartender turns his back to them, starts mixing a drink, and hands dawg a glass of water with a giant dildo floating in it.

    "Ok, you next" the bartender says, nodding to BethSucks.
    "I work in my kitchen all day, I hate my family, and I'm addicted to cereal."

    The bartender thinks for a second before saying "Oh, I know just the drink".
    Again, he turns around, grabs a few bottles, mixes a few things, before he turns around again and hands BethSucks a bowl of cereal.

    "You're up" the bartender says, before taking a look at Chriza's naked mole rat aids face and game of thrones t shirt and cargo shorts.

    Chriza opens his rat-like mouth, lets out a disgusting odor, and starts squealing out "Well, I'm really into burgers and-" before he can say another word, the bartender walks around the counter and smashes a bar stool over Chrizas head before throwing him out of the fucking bar "go drink sewage water from the drains you fucking naked mole rat piece of shit fuck, come in here again and ill body bag your naked mole rat ass"
     
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    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    My favorite joke of all time

    A Chinesse guy walks into a bar and tells the black bartender "give me a jigger Reggie"

    The black bartender says "that's really racist man how would you like it if I did that to you?!"

    Chinesse guy says go ahead

    So they trade spots and the Chinesse guy gets behind the bar the black guy yells "give me a drink chink!"

    Chiness guy says
    "We don't serve A group of lovely people here"
     
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    Stag Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Ask a female co-worker "How do you scare a bee""

    Then grab her breast and say "Boo Bee"
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Ham sandwich walks into a bar and says "gimme a drink"... bartender says "we don't serve food here".
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Fat chick walks into a bar with a rabbit on her shoulder. Bartender says "where'd you get that pig!?"
    Fat chick says "that's not a pig, it's a rabbit"
    Bartender says "I know, I was talking to the rabbit"
     
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    You got to go with jackies joke

    Why can't Stevie wonder read
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?


    Cuz if they dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    How do Germans tie their shoes?







    In little nazis...
     
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    rogmar Well-Known Member

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    This joke has me stumped, I need to know where his trash goes.
     
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    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    To the dump ...what r u stupid
     
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    rogmar Well-Known Member

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    But that's not funny at all.
     
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