Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ganggreen87, Aug 19, 2016.
Need a couple good jokes, dirty or clean.
What's brown and sticky?
What's wrong with two wonderful people going over a cliff in a Cadillac?
It seats six.
Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
Why did the little wonderful kid cry when he stepped in dog shit?
He thought he was melting.
How come there are no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
They aren't working in the future either
(Jackie the joke man)
How many dead hooker does it take to change a lightbulb?
I know it's not 8.
So Dawg, BethSucks, and Chriza walk into a bar
Dawg tells the bartender: "We want something that matches our personality. Give it your best shot."
Bartender looks Dawg in the eyes and says "hmm ok, tell me something about yourself"
"Well, I don't drink, milk is also out of the question because I'm lactose intolerant, and I'm a libertarian".
The bartender turns his back to them, starts mixing a drink, and hands dawg a glass of water with a giant dildo floating in it.
"Ok, you next" the bartender says, nodding to BethSucks.
"I work in my kitchen all day, I hate my family, and I'm addicted to cereal."
The bartender thinks for a second before saying "Oh, I know just the drink".
Again, he turns around, grabs a few bottles, mixes a few things, before he turns around again and hands BethSucks a bowl of cereal.
"You're up" the bartender says, before taking a look at Chriza's naked mole rat aids face and game of thrones t shirt and cargo shorts.
Chriza opens his rat-like mouth, lets out a disgusting odor, and starts squealing out "Well, I'm really into burgers and-" before he can say another word, the bartender walks around the counter and smashes a bar stool over Chrizas head before throwing him out of the fucking bar "go drink sewage water from the drains you fucking naked mole rat piece of shit fuck, come in here again and ill body bag your naked mole rat ass"
My favorite joke of all time
A Chinesse guy walks into a bar and tells the black bartender "give me a jigger Reggie"
The black bartender says "that's really racist man how would you like it if I did that to you?!"
Chinesse guy says go ahead
So they trade spots and the Chinesse guy gets behind the bar the black guy yells "give me a drink chink!"
Chiness guy says
"We don't serve A group of lovely people here"
All I got is a chicken wearing pants.
Hey, how come my youtube video won't embed?
Ask a female co-worker "How do you scare a bee""
Then grab her breast and say "Boo Bee"
Ham sandwich walks into a bar and says "gimme a drink"... bartender says "we don't serve food here".
Fat chick walks into a bar with a rabbit on her shoulder. Bartender says "where'd you get that pig!?"
Fat chick says "that's not a pig, it's a rabbit"
Bartender says "I know, I was talking to the rabbit"
You got to go with jackies joke
Why can't Stevie wonder read
Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
Cuz if they dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
How do Germans tie their shoes?
In little nazis...
This joke has me stumped, I need to know where his trash goes.
To the dump ...what r u stupid
But that's not funny at all.