Post a Good Theme Song For the Ladies' Forum

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  1. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    And provide lyrics. :D

    Here's my first offering!

    What you say to drive that girl away
    When she's the one and only?
    Who's the one that you been leanin' on
    Ev'ry time that you were down and lonely?
    How many times did you say to yourself that woman is the devil's tool?
    Somehow you knew that you blew it again and didn't wanna look like a
    ravin fool
    But when you need affection
    You go to her with a smilin' face
    But now she's got a strange reaction

    For ladies only
    Tired of talkin' 'till somebody hears
    For ladies only
    Half the world has been built upon their tears

    If you've been contemplatin' just what you're doin' wrong
    Then you will be a witness to the rumble goin' on
    You fight it hard to tell apart the truth from the jive
    They've got a right to say it wrong if freedom's to survive
    Now if you don't believe your own reflection
    Just take a look at all your smooth talkin' friends
    I'm sure you'll make the right connection

    Chorus

    I'll give you my donation to help the cause along
    I'll make my contribution 'till the fight has been won
    But when my bedroom closes one thing remains
    Man, woman, hog or dog, I'm callin' the plays
    And if you find the need to raise objections
    Don't talk to me 'bout your wasted time
    You know you made your own selections

    Repeat Chorus
     
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  2. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :dance: still loving this one!
     
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  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    or this one:

     
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  4. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Oh shit! I forgot to post the inside album pic with my Steppenwolf song, "For Ladies Only".
    I want to see Bye You drive this car back to NYC!
    I put this album cover on my wall in when I was in high school. My mom hated it! Objective completed!
    [​IMG]
     
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    Just Kiddin :grin:
     
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    Pretty sure you can figure the lyrics on yer own. :D
     
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    I'm done playing ... :grin:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    no thanks...although it would be hilarious, and I would love to take pictures of people as I drove past them, it doesn't look fun for a 23 hour drive. Neither does my jeep, with 2 meowing cats.:mad: oh well.

    this is my theme song for now

     
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    here ya go, tarpon
     
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    She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
    She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
    She's holdin' legs wonderin' how to feel them.
    Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
    She's my baby, she's my baby,
    yeah, it's alright.

    She's got hair down to her fanny.
    She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
    Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do.
    Everybody wants to see, to see if she can use it.
    She's so fine, she's all mine,
    girl, you got it right.

    She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
    She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
    She's got a dime all of the time,
    stays out at night movin' through time.
    Oh, I want her, sure, I got to have her,
    the girl is alright, she's alright.
     
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    NINja ....:jj:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    no other ladies wanna weigh in?

    how come i'm just a "registered member"? Don't us girlies get our own title?
     
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    that song's good enough to hear twice.:)
     
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    never did hear this song, but the title seems appropriate...

    lord, this song sucks!

    making me re-think my footwear choices
     
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    No Doubt , You should be Pistols and Petticoats :dontknow:
     
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    Thanks guys, I finally figured it out.