Post a mean joke.

Discussion in 'Hoochie Bin' started by Pickle Jar, Apr 26, 2016.

  1. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    what do I call a 5 year old with no friends??
    A Sandy Hook Survivor
     
  2. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    This is why Jackie Martling is going broke
     
  3. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Too soon....

    What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?

    Having to get to the back of the oven..
     
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  4. Mama looka

    Mama looka Well-Known Member

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    What's the first thing a woman does after she gets back from the shelter?

    The dishes, if she knows what's good for her...
     
  5. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    indigenous people smell awful and have horrible tits
     
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    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?



    Full..
     
  7. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    why were so many ni##ers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
     
  8. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you could have passed over typing A group of lovely people but lol
     
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  9. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    By the way...
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  10. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    What do you call a thread with no tag?
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    A black kid walks up to a white kid on the first day of school. The white kid says, "Osborn Green, nice to meet you." The black kid says, "Green? I's born black!"