Post a piece of advice and/or warning about life that is not taught to younger people

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  1. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Many teens entering adulthood look at problems and mistakes of the generations before them and say "That will never happen to me." Bad marriages/relationships/parenting, money issues, health. Some things are beyond anyone's control, like illnesses. And most do not go into a marriage anticipating that they will be in the percentage doomed to fail. But the unforeseeable can happen no matter what.

    Post advice or a fact you have learned along the way through experience or observation.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Don't let your kid work in your shitty vacuum store.
     
  4. DarkFriday

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    If ur white, do what the police says.
    If ur not, run.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Asian vimmen are high maintenance.
     
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    pick the right people to hang out with, otherwise you might end up in rehab with Jason Mewes
     
  8. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Whatever you do, take care of your shoes.
     
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  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    @Chriza
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Lord loves a workin man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
     
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    EasyJesus Patron Saint of the Banned Gold

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    Dont get married :grad:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Unless it's to a rich spouse.
     
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    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    If you are white don't reproduce, your kids will be victims of a brown majority population and their cries of racism will be ignored, turn about is fair play and all that. Half of all school age children are not white, by the time those kids have kids it'll be significantly higher still.

    America is over for us white folk
     
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    wife is a whore King Maker VIP

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    -- Don't bare back broads on high strength antibiotics, cause it kills off the pill.

    -- Don't party like it is a contest to see who can get the most fucked up. Drink conservatively and slay pussy.

    -- Always have the hooker go to your hotel room, because cops do incall stings, not outcall.

    -- Only drug you should ever take a needle of is penicillin, if you get the clap.

    -- Crazy broads are for fuckin, not relationships.

    -- Don't go to a college that costs more per year than you will make in the job you hope to get.
     
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    Wake up white people! The end times are near!
     
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    Never get less than 12 hours sleep.
    Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city.
    Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.
    Stick with that and everything else is cream cheese.
     
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    Always cross the street when you see that any black people are coming towards you on the sidewalk.
     
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    DIY
     
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    you don't have to be a nerd, you don't have to hang out with them socially, but you better be sure to be nice to them because they will be your boss or in control of something you need