post a script from Schmoopys job interview

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Dude: Hey. How are you?
    Schmoopy: :tadah:

    Dude: so what are you skills
    Schmoopy: i make gifs
    Dude: Gifts? like for kids?
    Schmoopy: No. Gifs. :tadah:

    Dude: What do you mean?
    Schmoopy: People from the internet that ive never met... I chop off their heads and put the on dancing bodies :hhh:
    Dude: :eek:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy has been threatening to murder me again a lot recently.
     
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    wut
     
  4. Shivvy

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    really?
     
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    He laid out a blanket death threat in another thread.
     
  6. Schmoopy

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    :lol:
     
  7. HAL

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    ur on a roll tonight
     
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    Schmoopy Holmes
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    This gif really got to Shiv. Epic meltdown in progress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dancin:


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  10. Shivvy

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    i got glow sticks
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

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    He's a menace to society.
     
  12. Mack

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    Hypothetical question, Smoop. If you did change careers for whatever reason, what would you look into?
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    :asian:
     
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    If you take an empty aluminum can to recycling centers, you can get 5 cents for each one!!
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    Lets say I don't answer that question hypothetically.
     
  16. gilaet

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    BILL
    They say you're a whiz on fixin'
    vacuum cleaners and things.

    SCHMOOPY
    I've tinkered around on 'em a
    little bit.

    BILL
    We order from Dairy Queen at
    noontime usually. We can buy your
    lunch till you get on your feet a
    little.

    SCHMOOPY
    I like them french-fried potaters.

    BILL
    (long pause)
    Yeah, me too.

    SCOOTER
    They make a good double meat
    burger.​
     
  17. Shivvy

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    :lol:
     
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    It's a harmless question.

    I'd look into the Fish and Game dept If I were to switch.
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    You should get a basket for your Little Rascal.


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  20. HAL

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    white