Post about any of your dysfunctional Holiday Moments growing up.

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    One year for Christmas when we were growing up mine and my sisters big Christmas present was a full set of luggage. It would not have been so insulting If we had ever been on a family vacation before but we never did.We took it as a hint that she wanted us to move out . My sister called my mom a f cuking bitch and threw the luggage in to the christmas tree. and ran upstairs. My mom yelled after callinig her an ungrateful Bastard!!
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    another year my mom decided to get my sister and I a bunch of haloween stuff because It was on clearence at TJ Maxx . My sister opened up a sexy rabbit outfit and started crying and told my mother that she needs to go on medication.
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Your family sounds like fun.
     
  4. idiotbox

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    no wonder you are gay.
     
  5. Acid

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    When I was about ten, my dad got drunk and busted the neighbour with a right hook in the chops, who fell onto the christmas tree and destroyed several Christmas presents that were there.
     
  6. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    aww were they your presents???
     
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    Yes, the one present I ever wanted,a Viewmaster, was smashed beyond repair.

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  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Wow you guys :jj:

    There were 12 of us kids and every year we got a box of apples from the church in the US. There were 24 apples to a box and we each got 2

    Merry Christmas everybody! :p
     
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    Similar to a Roatan Xmas then?
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    several of our Christmas mornings were spent unwrapping gifts whilst my dad was passed out on the couch a few feet away. one particular Christmas morning, my mom found his stash of coke between the couch cushions. it nearly ruined our day.
     
  11. GHP

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    People don't really give presents like that here we kill hogs instead :p

    Nearly :jj:
     
  12. idiotbox

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    When I was a wee lad, I got one of these for Xmas.

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    Only problem is that my dad was drunk when he put it together and did so upside down. There is a pic somewhere of me riding the thing Xmas morn. I was holding onto the legs and bouncing up a storm. My Mom reminds me of that every year.
     
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    I loved you in that Steve Martin film. :kiss:
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I stole the keys to get into my grandma's apartment when I was 8. At 2AM I walked several blocks, and then proceeded to open my presents. Then I phoned home, and told my family the presents sucked. :cheer:
     
  15. wetback

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    i had just broke up with a long time gf, short story, she broke in to my pad, jumped in bed, put a kitchen knife in my back, for about an hour. if i moved she would poke me :jj: then, lit a gift on fire and threw in the bed i was sleeping in. ( i dozed off)
    i got more, but, maybe later. :scared: this was x-mas eve eve.
     
  16. GHP

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    The apples were a great treat

    Going to church all day and all night listening to my father preach, not so much
     
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    Well fuck I think we got a winner folks :jj:
     
  18. wetback

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    :jj: i have more. let me get drunk first.
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i take it you dated mario's sister?
     
  20. wetback

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    she crazy? lol