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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I was at a restaurant earlier, and I asked the waitress for the bill. She said, "OK, I will bring you the damage." I said "Bitch, I will show you some damage when I bend you over this table." :c

    I think she reported me to the manager. :facepalm:
     
  2. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I called in sick to twerk today
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :nojj: yo
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :nojj: yo
     
  5. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Not comedic, bro. :secret:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    that's getting old :nojj:
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I dont have AIDS...
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :nojj: yo
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    yours was pure douche chills :facepalm: sorry brah
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    i know, sometimes comedy involves the absurd. :c
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    here yo

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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :nojj: yo
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Kid :jj:
     
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    I had no funnies today.
     
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    I told Billy that he is so unattractive that he lives his life vicariously through me.
     
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    chyea chyea
     
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    I was in the stall in the office bathroom and herd some one come in. I started making loud fart noises and then yelled out " Oh my god , my intestine just fell out, hey you at the sink come in here and help me push it back in."
    Next thing I herd was the person running out of the bathroom. I laughed my ass off.:sdance: