Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Sep 17, 2013.
Made this one up myself:
When someone loses weight, they often become disguntled.
you should invest in a writer
Did you hear about the fellow that fell into a lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
I thought it was good. I'm no RoastWriter.
I knew a shoemaker who was miserable in his marriage. He said, "I will sell my SOLE to get a good wife!"
Jokes about paraplegics are terrible.
I can't stand them
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired.
I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.
The sheep rustler who broke out of jail is now on the lam.
Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison?
He was a small medium at large.
Oh I love these!
The quadriplegic's wife was really bossy, I mean, now there was a woman who pushed her husband around.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall....the police are looking into it.
Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
A pony with laryngitis is a little hoarse.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
this one was ok