Post here and I will tell you if I will examine your testicles

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    nothing like the feeling of the first time someone new puts their hand down your pants.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    no - what - do you think Ima urologist or something?
     
  4. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I'll never forget mom's warm hands.
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    old and wrinkly - no
     
  6. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    I thought we were tight? :rolleye:
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    my experience handling dog's balls is that I always get bitten
     
  9. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    sexy thread, right.
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I miss my dad
     
  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    How come my balls taste like your mom's asshole?
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    hmmm come here lemme taste your balls to find out
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    FartKnockGomez is my favorite screen name of all time.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Why do we all act so gay here??? I don't do this shit IRL.
     
  16. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    :jj:
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    What about PenisMartinez?
    he's my cousin
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    bump
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Wanna hangout sometime?? :spaz: