Post here if you had sex this morning

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Aug 12, 2015.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    What was the guy's name?
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Yup. And then she left for work while I have the day off.

    That's a good way to start the day.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    where did you finish?
     
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    I soaped up my junk in the shower this morning.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Did you pretend you were in the woods, w/ her leaning on a tree ?
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    Reverse buttsecks via turd. It was amazing.
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    girl woke me up with it yeah .
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    always a creampie
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    is this because shes frumpy?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Shots fired.:eek:
     
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    Was your wife awake or did you just stick her hairbrush in her butt?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I hate you all :fil:
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Not a fan of morning sex. Got laid last night though.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    teh pleasures :jerk:
     
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    Wife's not a fan of morning sex. Got laid last night and will tonight as well.
     
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