Post here if your wife is killing you

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by stripes, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    http://dontmarry.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/married-men-post-here-if-you-hate-your-life-2/
    hit the link & scroll down for married guys thoughts on their wives.:facepalm:

    I’m the one who works, but she can’t keep up her end of the bargain either sexually or in
    terms of housework. I run 4x a week, and she inhales Dove bars.

    And also…remember that you cannot argue with an emotional women. Never. if she is in that
    crazy mood. DO NOT TRY AND REASON. Say something like “I’m sorry you feel that way.†If it
    continues then say, I’m not discussing thus further right now and walk away or make a phone
    call or pick up your copy of GQ and start reading it. Eventually she’ll calm down and maybe
    you can discuss it. maybe not. But at least you are not expending all that energy. Its a
    waste. You need to view your wife in that state like your 7 or 8 year old tantrumming child.
    You cannot reason with them. Don’t try. Don’t be manipulated. Just be the man. Have a
    backbone. Stay calm.
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    That is sooo 2009 :facepalm:
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its timeless
     
  4. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    I’m finally tired of what my wife is doing to herself physically. I feel my choices are leave
    or have an affair. I think I’d prefer the affair – then if she finds out, we will have broken
    up because I had an affair which somehow seems more palatable than saying we had a divorce
    because she GOT FAT!
     
  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :secret: to anyone with eyes, it's the same thing :c
     
  6. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    TDoubleT New Member

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    nobody cares about her eyes....just her big, fat ass
     
  8. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Where's that Sheann feller???
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    STRIPES: "I'm going to the store do you need anything?"

    WIFE: "More Dove Bars, Dear"

    :c
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I wish I had a wife :nocheer:
     
  13. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    You're wearing out that smilie bro.
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    What the hell is a Dove bar?
     
  15. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Soap bro
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    the car tires screeching sound effect from the munsters
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    be careful what you wish for.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    :c :jj: