Discussion in 'The Bar' started by basketcase, Sep 28, 2013.
Jesus cuts my grass in a diamond cut.
Jesus is cutting my grass as I type this....
Mmmmmmmm, fresh cut grass smells
actually i have a complaint. he left trimmings all over my driveway
Call Homeland Security
Your husband doesn't cut your grass?
hes a white boy what do you expect?
Jesus was a good dude, I watched King of Kings the other day, Jim Caviezel is no Jeffrey Hunter.
if thats jesus im totally on his side
Jesus drives a baller low rider
That's actually a lot closer to what the real Jesus would have looked like, anyway.