Post here what you think Schmoopy is doing this very minute

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    Line after line of Ritalin.
     
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    why does he disappear on the weekends? :bigcry:

    So much pain :emperor:
     
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    He's on a ritalin/adderall bender
     
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    Probably a couple hours deep into some monster cock porn by now too.
     
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    stroking his hose
     
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    Jacking off to whitezilla and listening to trance music.
     
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    taking apart every inhaler he can find to soak the chemicals out of the cotton inside them into a glass of vodka.
     
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    burying the bodies
     
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    I heard it was small :dontknow:
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    having a nice dinner with his parents
     
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    just a guess. I am sure I am wrong :dontknow:
     
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    This is what I hope for.
     
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    Throat-deep in Mandingo dildos
     
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    gimpin me
     
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    He's out on a date with a 35 year old divorcee of partial Venezuelan descent from North Myrtle Beach. They met because her mother knows Schmoopy's mother. He took her to a touristy place with an outdoor patio. He ordered artichoke dip which they shared. For an entree he ordered steak and she ordered a pasta-thingie with grilled chicken on top. She drank a few too many glasses of Pinot Grigio, He slowly nursed two beers. They had an awkward conversation at first, but she was endeared to his shyness and his attempts at self-deprecating humor. He is currently one finger deep into her vag.

    :grad: