Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Jun 15, 2013.
Line after line of Ritalin.
why does he disappear on the weekends?
So much pain
He's on a ritalin/adderall bender
Probably a couple hours deep into some monster cock porn by now too.
stroking his hose
Jacking off to whitezilla and listening to trance music.
taking apart every inhaler he can find to soak the chemicals out of the cotton inside them into a glass of vodka.
burying the bodies
I heard it was small
having a nice dinner with his parents
just a guess. I am sure I am wrong
This is what I hope for.
Throat-deep in Mandingo dildos
He's out on a date with a 35 year old divorcee of partial Venezuelan descent from North Myrtle Beach. They met because her mother knows Schmoopy's mother. He took her to a touristy place with an outdoor patio. He ordered artichoke dip which they shared. For an entree he ordered steak and she ordered a pasta-thingie with grilled chicken on top. She drank a few too many glasses of Pinot Grigio, He slowly nursed two beers. They had an awkward conversation at first, but she was endeared to his shyness and his attempts at self-deprecating humor. He is currently one finger deep into her vag.