Post ideas for howie mandel to fuck with howard during AGT

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    he should say on nbc live "let me put on your wig for the the next act"

    gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  2. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Tell security that they should pretend that they don't know who Beth is and refuse to let her in on any circumstance.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    oh man would she throw a hissy fit if she was left outside.
     
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    bobartbooey Well-Known Member VIP

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    Could be epic... same age, Howie has the energy to do 200 live dates a year... Howard has been coddled (though he is the hardest working man... blah blah blah)...

    6 hours into a 12 hour taping I can imagine Howard is tired and out of scripted comments... shit could get real... depending on the NBC/Simon Cowell edit... hope Simon goes for the funny
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    He could also call some Inside Edition or Extra TV crew to film the whole meltdown....this board would have material for days.
     
  6. DogStar69

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    Howie and Howard: A former wig wearer and a current wig wearer who are both afraid of germs.
     
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    Give Howie a box of these lovely Tshirts to distribute these among the crowd [​IMG]
     
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    Keep Howard up till 2-3 in the AM.
    Oh my goodness! The pranks that could be pulled . Have Nacho in the crowd next to Beff> Point out defects in Howard's wig! Bet Howie Mandel is at work right now thinking of ways to fuck with Howard the tight ass jew:cheer:
     
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    He should have the who wore it best picture on the table.
     
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    Just have a box of Quaker oats by Howies buzzer...nuff said
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Wear big fake teeth.

    Claim to have invented judging.

    Tell winning acts, "I can't wait to see you on The Tonight Show!"

    Tell contestants they should respect his opinion because he's the most honest man in show business.

    Make liberal use of the phrases "euthanize" and "put down" when eliminating contestants.

    Publicly support Palestine.

    Instead of telling contestants "No", just say "Neigh".

    Every time Howard makes a comment, chime in with, "I was just about to say that."

    Whenever Howard makes negative comments, open up an umbrella in case Howard decides he wants to piss on anyone else.
     
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    Howie should slip Howard a rufie, shove 25 hot dogs up his own ass and then proceed to shit them out all over Howard's face while he is unconscious. Of course this is to be taped and played back live on the show so Howard can see what Howie did to him.
     
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    Howie Mandel should dress head to toe in Equestrian attire along with Arm Warmers while carrying a basket of puppies and kittens.
     
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    Release a seagull.
     
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    He could try asking Howard....."who is Scott Ostrosky?"

    I am pretty sure that would just about do the trick.


    Follow the money.....find the fun.



     
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    They should ask Howard, Who is Winst?
     
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    Too obvious.

    He should talk about his decision to shave his head when he realized he'd lost too much hair for a hairpiece to look natural.
     
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    when is the first show?
     
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    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    What can all the people who have live tickert's, I have one for the LA tapping, yell at them during tapping. It will be like a wackpacked yelling at news cameras......Nice Choppers Boff! Why did you leave your sick dog home alone Beth? etc.
     
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    Have Artie be the first contestant.
    Then watch Howard's jaw move around like crazy while he tries to think of something witty to say (like he does on Letterman)