Post in this thread if you want my cock

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 22, 2016.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Is it hard to get away with?


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  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Not if you kill her afterwards.
     
  3. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gaylord Focker Well-Known Member

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    Someone rape me for crying out loud!
     
  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Yes it is...only rape as a last resort and clean out the holes of jizz best you can.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    This is much better than calling people the N word.
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Do you stink like a rotten egg?
     
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  10. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    @Chriza please explain your technique in detail....
     
  11. Capn Crud

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Well, that depends on how you also feel about murder. :bigthink
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I've actually done it, but only as a fantasy role play thingy

    Some day I'll get crunk and tell the stories
     
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  14. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I think rape is very, very bad. I'm against it.
     
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    we have imaginations. save your stories.
     
  16. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    It usually involves a shitty steak sandwich and the frustration that follows.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Is this a continuation of the deleted thread?
     
  18. RobotsVsMonsters

    RobotsVsMonsters Semi-lurker since 2008

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    "Let's not turn this sexual assault into a murder"
     
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  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I asked the mods to delete my thread but they just put a big picture of a guy in his underwear in it.
     
  20. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    :hersh: