Post lies about your life anonymously to feel better about who you really are ITT

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too, Dec 28, 2013.

  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Thats what we are all here for anyway right???
     
  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Ummm...how can I do it anonymously
     
  3. Ben Dover

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    I have a thirteen inch penis.
     
  4. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    You have a jewfro and an "luxury" car. You could be 70% of the guys I see in Boca.
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    i won the wsop main event
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Thanks!
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    I have a 52inch tv.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I graduated top off my class at Cal Berkeley in micro-biology
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I make 85 K a year and I only root for a college football team that I put myself in debt to attend.
     
  11. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    I love watching sports.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I wash dishes at a Howard Johnson.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I like bleaks and muslims.
     
  14. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    And your girlfriend there majored in micropenisology. Ohhh!!!!
     
  15. Babs

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    Imma part time sniper.
     
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    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Babs erases the stereotype that women are not funny or witty.
     
  17. Ben Dover

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    I'm Andy Kaufman. My "death" in 1984 was a massive hoax.

    Thank You very much.


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  18. Avery

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    I wouldn't care if I had a gay son. Just as long as he's happy, that's all that matters.
     
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    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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