Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Jul 27, 2013.
I'm posting a new thread.
The bar needed a new thread for people to post in so here it is.
Bring back high cholesterol Bro.
teach me how to make pizza, Bro
I can't make pizza, naz.
Is this a hangout thread?!?
Old Bro would say "pick up the fucking phone and call Ray's Famous, asshole".
New Bro is going to show you how to make it on no-carb whole wheat flatbread with pureed tomatoes with crushed cilantro.
I should write a book for a weight loss plan.
Step 1. Stop eating cheese.
Yeah I left that off Naz's homemade pizza.
I would never do famous pizza and I certainly won't bake my own bread.
stop eating cheese? WTF is wrong with you?
You don't need the cheese.
I stopped putting cheese on hamburgers years ago. Turns out, You don't need all that meat either.
Step 2. Stop eating so much meat.
Now Bro is saying that a pizza doesn't need cheese either
Dip some whole wheat toast in home made tomato sauce. Boom! Pizza.
"Can I take your order?"
"Yes... one cheeseburger... hold the cheese... hold the burger..."
Hold the bun.
Just tomato lettuce and ketchup.