post songs that you always get the words wrong while singing

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  1. Shivvy

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    mine is Blinded by the Light.

    I always say, "stuck with a douche and a boner in the night." thats clearly wrong. i just looked. :facepalm:
     
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    well, this is embarrassing. now i know how gitfiddle feels
     
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    It's "Wrapped up like a douche", not "stuck with a douche".
     
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    A couple of weeks ago, I realized I had been singing Randy Orton's theme music wrong all these years.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    goddamit Dave
     
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    :omg:
     
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    Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
     
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    Pussy in the sky with diamonds?

    Rock me Hot potatoes , hot potatoes, hot potatoes ?

    @Oderus
     
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    Dirty Jeans, Thundercheeks


     
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    Black Sabbath's Paranoid.
    For most of my life I always thought that the last line in the song was " I tell you to end your life I wish I could but it's too late" and not too long ago some asshole DJ said on air that is what most people thought the lyrics are but the actual lyrics are "I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late".
    Faggot was right. I would have been happy never knowing the truth about that one!!!!!
     
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    Benny and the Jets by Elton John

    "She's got electric boobs..."
     
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    And I guess that's why they call em the Jews...
    Murdered by Hitler, shot with machine guns
    and I guess that's why they call em the Jews