Post the lyrics of the last song that made you cry like a baby.......

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.
    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
    since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
    I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
    through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
    milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
    Name was Russell.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
    this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
    like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
    Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
    'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
    Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
    and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
    as I do my little kooky dance.
    And then she told me to shush.
    I guess she could sense my desperation.
    'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
    So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
    is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
    with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
    resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
    Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
    I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
    Got to nail her back at her trailer.
    Heh. That rhymes.
    I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
    when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
    gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
    The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
    There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
    when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
    Well, my heart just dropped.
    So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
    and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
    in an eighteen-wheeler.
    I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
    Did I say that out loud?

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
     
  2. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Dear Mama"

    You are appreciated

    [Verse One: 2Pac]

    When I was young me and my mama had beef
    Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets
    Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face
    Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place
    Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool
    with the big boys, breakin all the rules
    I shed tears with my baby sister
    Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids
    And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama
    When things went wrong we'd blame mama
    I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell
    Huggin on my mama from a jail cell
    And who'd think in elementary?
    Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day
    And runnin from the police, that's right
    Mama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside
    And even as a crack fiend, mama
    You always was a black queen, mama
    I finally understand
    for a woman it ain't easy tryin to raise a man
    You always was committed
    A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it
    There's no way I can pay you back
    But the plan is to show you that I understand
    You are appreciated

    [Chorus: Reggie Green & "Sweet Franklin" w/ 2Pac]

    Lady...
    Don't cha know we love ya? Sweet lady
    Dear mama
    Place no one above ya, sweet lady
    You are appreciated
    Don't cha know we love ya?

    [second and third chorus, "And dear mama" instead of "Dear mama"]

    [Verse Two: 2Pac]

    Now ain't nobody tell us it was fair
    No love from my daddy cause the coward wasn't there
    He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger
    wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
    They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along
    I was lookin for a father he was gone
    I hung around with the Thugs, and even though they sold drugs
    They showed a young brother love
    I moved out and started really hangin
    I needed money of my own so I started slangin
    I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
    It feels good puttin money in your mailbox
    I love payin rent when the rent's due
    I hope ya got the diamond necklace that I sent to you
    Cause when I was low you was there for me
    And never left me alone because you cared for me
    And I could see you comin home after work late
    You're in the kitchen tryin to fix us a hot plate
    Ya just workin with the scraps you was given
    And mama made miracles every Thanksgivin
    But now the road got rough, you're alone
    You're tryin to raise two bad kids on your own
    And there's no way I can pay you back
    But my plan is to show you that I understand
    You are appreciated

    [Chorus]

    [Verse Three: 2Pac]

    Pour out some liquor and I reminsce, cause through the drama
    I can always depend on my mama
    And when it seems that I'm hopeless
    You say the words that can get me back in focus
    When I was sick as a little kid
    To keep me happy there's no limit to the things you did
    And all my childhood memories
    Are full of all the sweet things you did for me
    And even though I act craaazy
    I gotta thank the Lord that you made me
    There are no words that can express how I feel
    You never kept a secret, always stayed real
    And I appreciate, how you raised me
    And all the extra love that you gave me
    I wish I could take the pain away
    If you can make it through the night there's a brighter day
    Everything will be alright if ya hold on
    It's a struggle everyday, gotta roll on
    And there's no way I can pay you back
    But my plan is to show you that I understand
    You are appreciated

    [Chorus]

    Sweet lady
    And dear mama

    Dear mama
    Lady [3X]
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Uh yeah, I'm not doing this :worried:
     
  4. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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  5. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Let your love flow, brotha. :dontknow:
     
  6. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    This seems like a cool thread
     
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    It has potential. :pimp:
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Bloodhound gang :facepalm:
     
  9. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    shit thread

    mods kill it please
     
  10. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I can't. It's too embarrassing.
     
  12. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Oh my love
    Look and see
    The Sun rising from the river
    Nature's miracle once more
    Will light the world

    But this light
    Is not for those men
    Still lost in
    An old black shadow
    Won't you help me to believe
    That they will see

    A day
    A brighter day
    When all the shadows
    Will fade away
    That day I'll cry
    That I believe
    That I believe

    Oh my love
    High above us
    The Sun now
    Embraces Nature
    And from Nature we should learn
    That all can start again
    As the stars must fade away
    To give a bright new day
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
     
  15. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I had a girl bawling on my shoulder when her brother died. We were in high school and all I could think about was how much I wanted her. Always felt guilty about that.
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

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    Tap. Life is short. Her brother figured that out the hard way...
     
  17. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    This song gets me every time :tears2:

    "I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs"
     
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  18. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    for some reason this song makes my daughter cry which breaks my heart in a thousand pieces. i get it & think its a pretty, meloncholly song that captures the moment of a young couple... & ya, i know its x-rated.:dontknow:
     
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  19. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    this happened to me, my dates older brother racing his car & me with his sister on my motorcycle were the first on the scene with the music blaring from his totally wrecked vehicle... & oops can't find the title of the song. he was moaning, groaning, gurgiling & died a couple days later in the hospital. his sister was destroyed...life sucks
     
  20. shitba

    shitba Shot Dead VIP

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    .....
     
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