Post the Urbandictionary definition of your name

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  1. Miggidy McNasty

    Miggidy McNasty New Member Banned User

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    1. michael

    A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
    Michael a very cool person.

    http://michael.urbanup.com/1536602
     
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    Miggidy McNasty New Member Banned User

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    ^spot on
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I've so got you all beat

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chriza

    Chriza 1 thumb up

    Name for a fake ass punk who is too ashamed to use a real name, or create an anonymous moniker to play on the internets.
    He so Chrizad himself

    keywords: fag gay homo hermaphrodite transexual

    by sfncunt May 6, 2010
     
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    TYSON New Member VIP

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    LMAO :artiejj:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Which is funny because I've said my real name on there about 10 times but whatevs :hat:
     
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    1. Tyson
    Sexyest and Nicest Manwhore you will ever meet.
    #1: omg im having a bad day
    #2: need a hug?
    #1: thanks
    #2: how about a kiss?
    #1: dont be such a tyson

    Tags: tyson manwhore slut hug sexy
    by xPoorLittleSceneGirlx Jan 23, 2009


    3. Tyson
    Adj. (Tai-sun) Meaning: Well-endowed male.
    Noun. (Tai-sun) Meaning: Well-endowed male.
    Adj.: You mean that tyson guy?
    Noun: You mean that Tyson guy?

    Tags: cock tyson richardson endowed omg
    by Politico Jun 6, 2006


    6. Tyson
    A man who is basically god and has sex with megan fox daily and bangs your mom on the side and is hot sexy and brave
    Tyson: I hate it when jessica alba calls me when im sleeping with meagan fox!

    Tags: hot meagan fox sex god man
    by MeaganFox Oct 11, 2010
     
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    chuckz 4 up, 3 down

    buy chuckz mugs, tshirts and magnets
    Another way to say "Chuck Taylors" which are a type of converse shoes.
    I`m gonna go buy some chuckz at journeys.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    1. David 7288 up, 2083 down

    A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

    I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
    timebomb insane conquer peace america earth conquerer leader smart strong
    by TkTb Nov 19, 2006 share this

    2. david 5485 up, 1925 down

    a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
    dude he is such a david
    hot funny nice smart cute
    by lalalalallaall Dec 11, 2007 share this

    3. David 4169 up, 1544 down

    A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
    Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
    Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.
    cool awesome great coolest super wow yay
    by Tommy Kirk Jan 2, 2008 share this

    4. David 2831 up, 1100 down

    One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

    "You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
    "Only David could have raped Goliath."
    bamf crazy insane beast strong sexy
    by bamafan135 Jan 10, 2008 share this

    5. David 1817 up, 599 down

    1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
    2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
    3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.
    1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
    2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david.
    3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david.
    david hasseloff vegetable music good
    by Calculatortron Feb 12, 2008 share this

    6. David 1673 up, 673 down

    David is a person who rocks everyones sox.
    Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL.
    David IS HELLA TIGHT.
    - david yur so hella tight i want yu in ma pants !
    :eek:rgasm:
    david hellatight yo rockstar cool sox
    by HYU Feb 21, 2008 share this

    7. David 1357 up, 462 down

    A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
    Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
    Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
    Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
    Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"
    david dave davey d man big dave
    by The Stig 34 Mar 6, 2008 share this
     
  10. deverrant

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    Oh, noes!

    The non-proper definition (devon) is...

    A loudmouthed numbskull; an ignoramus who runs his mouth like an idiot. Once-common British term for an imbecilic buffoon now gaining widespread popularity among American surfers.


    :rofl:

    The "proper name" (Devon) definition is no better...

    A creepy person with gray hair from dying it too much. Has trouble with math and is usually following men and pisses that man off until they are psychotic.Does not like women at all and shows attraction to men.Will one day crack and kill people.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Here's another. This one's not so unkind...

    1-Devon; a girl who lives to collect rubber ducks
     
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    :jj:

    Damn.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I suck. :(
     
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    :)
     
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    n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.


    :eek:
     
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  17. ohnoes

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    "The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. _____ is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match."


    Very first entry. :D

    Matter of fact that should be a stipulation...you can only post the first entry, not which ever one is the most flattering.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Here's my 1st entry, that other one was the weirdest one....

    The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. ****** is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
     
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    We're tocayos.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    OMG! Gimme back my name! :grouch: