Post Your Best Break Up Story

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Doug Masters, May 27, 2011.

  1. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Way to lead by example.

    I feel I was mislead into looking at this thread.:facepalm:
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    This is some thread you got here Missy. :facepalm:
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    I don't wanna talk about it. :dontcare:
     
  5. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    I've got a good one but I'm not going first
     
  6. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    oh come on people :cmon:
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Man up and dump that broad already :cuss:
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    remind me later to give this thread a 5 star rating.
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    I've never broken up with anyone, they've always broken up with me...(see sig below)
     
  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    We haven't broken up yet :tears:
     
  11. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    ^this
     
  12. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget to give this thread a 5 star rating :hat:
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    this.

    I got a bunch of good ones, but I would need all day to tell them. They sure are doozies.

    C'mon
    , Missy; just do it! :cmon:
     
  14. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    This thread isn't about me :cuss:
     
  15. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Fuck I'll tell one even though it's not mine.....I SWEAR!! :jj:

    A friend of mine was toats in love with this guy. Well he went away on a business trip for a couple of days so she broke into his apartment (literally broke a window to get in) and planted hundreds of balloons all over the place. She wrote stupid love notes on all the balloons. She was so excited she was sure he'd be thrilled when he got home.

    She couldn't understand it when he went berserk. "You fucking BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT!? ARE YOU CRAZY!!??"

    That was the end of that one :D
     
  16. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    that's a guud von :c


    :crazy2:
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Explain to me how you know my Ex-GF?! :ohno:
     
  18. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    :spit:

    That girl was wack I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen :D