Post Your Best Break Up Story

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Doug Masters, May 27, 2011.

  1. Doug Masters

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Way to lead by example.

    I feel I was mislead into looking at this thread.:facepalm:
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    This is some thread you got here Missy. :facepalm:
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    I don't wanna talk about it. :dontcare:
     
  5. GSD

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    I've got a good one but I'm not going first
     
  6. Doug Masters

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    oh come on people :cmon:
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Man up and dump that broad already :cuss:
     
  8. nazdrowie

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    remind me later to give this thread a 5 star rating.
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

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    I've never broken up with anyone, they've always broken up with me...(see sig below)
     
  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    We haven't broken up yet :tears:
     
  11. BleedingGums

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    ^this
     
  12. Partyxanimal

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    Don't forget to give this thread a 5 star rating :hat:
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    this.

    I got a bunch of good ones, but I would need all day to tell them. They sure are doozies.

    C'mon
    , Missy; just do it! :cmon:
     
  14. Doug Masters

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    This thread isn't about me :cuss:
     
  15. GHP

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    Fuck I'll tell one even though it's not mine.....I SWEAR!! :jj:

    A friend of mine was toats in love with this guy. Well he went away on a business trip for a couple of days so she broke into his apartment (literally broke a window to get in) and planted hundreds of balloons all over the place. She wrote stupid love notes on all the balloons. She was so excited she was sure he'd be thrilled when he got home.

    She couldn't understand it when he went berserk. "You fucking BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT!? ARE YOU CRAZY!!??"

    That was the end of that one :D
     
  16. Doug Masters

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    that's a guud von :c


    :crazy2:
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Explain to me how you know my Ex-GF?! :ohno:
     
  18. GHP

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    :spit:

    That girl was wack I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen :D