Post your best Gilbert Gottfried stuff

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  1. PiggyMohammad

    PiggyMohammad Active Member Banned User

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    The comedians comedian, as Dice Gottfried at a funeral.
    "Hey, cry over this stiff okay?"
    <em>[video=youtube;_xnzDdqTmHs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xnzDdqTmHs[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;RDWiEqKHWg8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDWiEqKHWg8[/video]
    [video=youtube;4svDmSB8-m4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4svDmSB8-m4[/video]
    [video=youtube;YdxaCY8cpDs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdxaCY8cpDs[/video]
     
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    More classic Gilbert from the channel 9 show. Nails the essence of Andrew Dice Clay with cigarette and a leather jacket 3 sizes to big.

    "Who's this moulinyan here? oooooohhh!"

    [video=youtube;XgvQ8ahTnq8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvQ8ahTnq8[/video]
    [video=youtube;UAwwbUoiOmo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAwwbUoiOmo[/video]
     
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    Something from outside the Stern universe. May last year Gilbert was a guest on Penn Jilette's podcast.
    He has done it a couple of times but my favourite is when they talk about Penn misquoting Martin Luther King on twitter.

    " You quoted Martin Luther King saying: DYNOMITE! "
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    Episode 14. 2012.05.20
    http://pennsundayschool.com/page/episodes
     
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    This one always get me.

    [video=youtube;zarD0yXiwIw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zarD0yXiwIw[/video]
     
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    Does anyone have the Reggie What bit?
     
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    I was flipping the channels and Gilbert was on TV this week. He was on wife swap. He's a severely cheap Jew (No Joke). But his Jew broad wife was a better person than Alan Thicke's wife (Growing Pains Dad). He married a "Beth". Meaning she's a trophy whore to the max. I actually felt bad for Alan. She's a real malignant cunt that one.
     
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    totally. best ever. i was gonna post the same thing. my ALL time fav gilbert clip. i musta listened to this 100 times.
     
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    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    [video=youtube;cYq1eiMW-jU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYq1eiMW-jU[/video]
     
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    Gilbert killing at the Bob Saget Comedy Central roast.

    [video=youtube;wgO5MBwtSQw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgO5MBwtSQw[/video]
     
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    this is when Howard would allow Gilbert to be funny

    [video=youtube;E6rsycJjaSE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6rsycJjaSE[/video]
     
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    One of Gilberts best news sit ins.
    Gobagoo
    "I doos. I take him as my lubely weddin' hubban. I doos."
    BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
    [video=youtube;6hP2brjL3fI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hP2brjL3fI[/video]
    [video=youtube;aISRemau0RI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aISRemau0RI[/video]
    [video=youtube;IMg-59K8LbY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMg-59K8LbY[/video]



     
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    Gilbert at his most offensive as the Pope calling the show.
    "We shouldn't have stood by, while the nazi's shoved your grandmothers and children into the gas ovens. Like screaming pizza's"
    As with any of Gilberts great impersonations, he sounds nothing like the pope. Its 7 minutes of Bela Lugosi.:D
    [video=youtube;Y7dZdJ03txQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7dZdJ03txQ[/video]