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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dead Air Dave, May 26, 2013.

  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Shut your mouth cunt face!!!
     
  2. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Pathalogical liar!
     
  3. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    "I have the world at the breathless STANDSTILL"
     
  4. SEGA

    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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    Look at that cut, look at that cut.....GANGSTA TALK FOR DISC BULGING MUSCLE RRIIIIGHTTTTTT?!?!
     
  5. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    that's why you're nothing but a cookie cutter caveman

    cookie cutter caveman!
     
  6. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Im here to tell you about your fucking problems!
    Les moonves is gonna leave you to die financially
     
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    You look like the last shit I took
     
  8. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    I fuck you where you breathe, right? I fuck you where you breathe.

    Tell the one with the dried up cunt to keep her fuckin' cunt closed.

    Right? That fuckin' cock-wipe, right? That fuckin' COCK wipe. Right? That fuckin' biscuit. Right? That fuckin' rusty nail- right? That fuckin' crop duster- right? That undertaker....Right? Right? Rrrrrright?

    That uterine fibroid emboli-zation victim- victim!!! Right? Right? Rrrrrright?
     
  9. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    to gary

    shut up you mongrel, mongoose, mongoloid
     
  10. JaredWD

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    Have you ever had a COCK in your pharynx, larynx, or trachea?

    elliot was the best..
     
  11. Joe Bauers

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    Equal Employment Opportunity. Everyone is entitled to a hassle free work environment.
     
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    Chlamydia victim.
     
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    so you're for firing all managers?
     
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    you look like a dehydrated DIABETIC!
     
  15. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    i look like 16 million dollars of profound physical fitness
     
  16. Dead Air Dave

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    This is the best! Keep em coming! Love me some eeo!!!!!