Post your favorite line of all-time from the show. ONLY ONE

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mutt Sucks, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    From Artie Lange... "Shut-Up Ugly!!"
     
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    What just happened? I was doodling....
     
  3. John

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    Howard to Kristy Swanson: After you're done walking around a whole day do you ever take the thong and smell it; the string that's in your butt just to see what it smells like?
     
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    "She's got a fetish, she's in to pelicans." --Artie during the "bro fight"
     
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    I'd never take Fridays off...
     
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    Wake up white people!
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    "She fours eight, she's fours nine...and I'm the heaviest guy!"

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    Anything else Robin?
     
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    Give Rodney another chance.
     
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    'You're going back to Shawshank?'

    Chris Rock to the newly engaged Howard Ostrosky
     
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    Artie "lord of the anal ring toss" talking about Leno taking talent

    "They won't get the King my friend, they won't get the King"
     
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    I don't talk about my salary.
     
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    "Bro-the gayest fucking word...bro."
     
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    "When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience."-Howard Stern

    :rolleyes:
     
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    this
     
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    Why don't you go have sex with jesus christ.
     
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    Pretty soon the Mexicans will outnumber the humans
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    " I pull out. I never use condoms, Im a married man."
     
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    Fuck you fat, bald, short dick Artie, and fuck you gay Howard, and fuck that ugly coon behind that cage....HI FRED, you sweet thang!
     
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    "You don't fuck. I FUCK!"