Post your fuck limits

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  1. PiggyMohammad

    PiggyMohammad Active Member Banned User

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    How low will you go? Where is the limit that makes you turn down pussy or cock?

    My cuntyness and fatness limit goes to Mariah Carey and ends with Robin Quivers.

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  2. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I agree with your would and wouldn't, but to be fair, those two are barely even the same species.

    You may as well have compared Kate Upton to rusty can of tuna with a jagged lid.

    Not fucking Robin is kind of a no-brainer.
     
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    Once you go black, my penis will get nowhere near your crack.
     
  4. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I've honestly never fucked a woman that I wasn't attracted to. And I've had my dry spells where I could have fucked local bar skags and the like, but chose not to. I'm very undisciplined in life, but not in pussy.
     
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    I have :facepalm:
     
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    PiggyMohammad Active Member Banned User

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    Me too :facepalm: :facepalm:
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    No need for the face palm, you seem to be in the majority.

    I'm the odd duck; I think best with a gut full of whiskey.
     
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    have to be at least a 7 1/2.

    i would also go up to 10 lbs over ideal weight, just because i'm a nice guy.
     
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    I wasn't always drunk :facepalm:
     
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    You have an excellent point.
    But how low would you go? How much fatter or cunty diva behavior could your dick tolerate?
     
  11. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    What part of PA are you from? I've dated girls from Reading and Philly, and they tended to be skinny with big tits. But they called 7-11 "Sev"...so there was certainly a down side.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I remember a time when wandering minstrels sang songs of miscegnation:

    [video=youtube;z-84KrtJJC8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-84KrtJJC8[/video]
     
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    Would.

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  15. PiggyMohammad

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    How? :dontknow:
     
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    Must look younger than me

    weight less than or equal to me

    will not fuck a girl i dont like (unless im hammered).
     
  17. BrerJimmy

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    Probably just bit fatter. Certainy can't outweigh me. My scale probably tops off in the 150 range depending on height.

    My dick doesn't really see cuntyness. The only way cuntyness becomes a factor is if they're like, "Ewww... you want to do what?" or "I don't do that. That's gross."
     
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    Lift a roll and pump away? :dontknow:

    At least you don't have to worry about little chunky babies! :slick:
     
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    its not just that shes fat, shes also obviously lacks self control, is unhealthy, and im going to go out on a limb and say lazy.

    3 things that are VERY unattractive.
     
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