Potato Chip Delivery Persons...God Bless Em!

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  1. MrWarmth

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    I don't care if they're LAYS, WISE, UTZ, or even the under rated PRINGLES....9 times outa 10 I get a bag or can and the chips are mostly unbroken. I don't know how these people do it, but I take my hat off to these fine Americans who deliver a quality product to my store shelves. And nothing makes me happier in this life then to double dip a full sized UNBROKEN chip into my HELLUVA French Onion Dip. Take a bow. Thank you.

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    what a terrible fucking thread
     
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    The complete opposite of a Fine American, Ladies and Gentlemen.
     
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    hey lets start a thread about the milkman next you old faggot
     
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    I thought this was about Charles Chips home delivery back in the good ol days :grouch:

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    No love for the Mexican delivering tortilla chips?
     
  8. MrWarmth

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    They still have milkmen in your country, you fucking illegal alien? :coffee:
     
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    There used to be a soda delivery every week too. Hammer Soda
     
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    Too bad your customers can't say the same thing about you, Newman.
     
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    OP sucks
     
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    You haven't seen a customer since last Friday
     
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    This!
     
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    I was just about to say that. Those were soooo good. Those big cans delivered right to your door. None of them broken. :wub:

    I'm drooling. :uwub:
     
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    And I have a great recipe from Onion dip if anyone wants it. :lunch: It's way, way, way better than anything in a tub from the store. :grr:
     
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    Jesus. You REALLY suck since DAWG had your balls clipped :coffee:
     
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    Remember those Planter's Cheese Balls that came in the cardboard cylinder? Those were great. My grandma always had a couple of containers of those for my brother and I when we would come over.
     
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    Write it a roll of toilet paper and wipe your fat ass with it :coffee:
     
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    We're having our best month since last April.:owned:
     
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    How about the Potato Sticks? They're really hard to find anymore