Potential epic parenting fail in progress

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  1. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    my 8 year old daughter convinced me to take her to Jackass 3D -- snuck in under cover of darkness -- about to start
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Oh lord. Remember they are naked jackass dudes in that movie!
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    i hope ur joking i saw lass nite not 8 y/o approp
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Sweet.

    I hope your posting here 8 years from now, so we can hear about the horror story your daughter turns into.
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Admit it, you wanted to see Jackass.
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    My 8 year old son convinced me to let him try Crack.

    I just picked him up a rock from Downtown. Blast off time.
     
  7. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Crush the rocks up and smoke it in a joint with him first. You have to crawl before you can walk Dave.
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Too late bro. He already blasted off. Now he's jonesing for more.
     
  9. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    "Yo what can I get for this PS3 son?"
     
  10. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    You should sue the theater for letting you sneak her in.
     
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  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    BTW OP is lying

    his post wuz not from mobile device

    IM SHERLOCK Fuckin HOLMES SOn
     
  12. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    it was from my iphone Holmes, sitting right in the theater, so you need to turn in your Jr. Detective badge -- I don't mobile post from some shitty Nokia [​IMG]

    wasn't bad at all -- some salty language, and I had her look away during the nudity parts

    she nearly lost her lunch during the sweat cocktail party, and the dog shit/Biffy/ejection seat

    it was a good flick -- and yes, I did want to see it, and would have seen it whether or not she wanted to go

    what can I say, it was Jackass -- lots of juvenile, painful stunts :jj:

    the 3D really didn't add anything to the mix IMHO
     
  13. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Wait till she tells all her classmates about the shitting volcano! She'll be the talk of the elementary school. :facepalm:
     
  14. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    every post from a phone sez so rite where it usually sez BLOG THIS POST
    Admit u lie
     
  15. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    See? I knew it!
    I've never had a source pic of you to work with to exact my revenge! But you. You have an 8 year old daughter. You're where I was 18 years ago!
    There is no image I could make that could possibly be more psychologically damaging than what you're about to endure in oh.... 5 years or so.

    The lying awake at night, wondering if you've left the lines of communication open. The "Please, just don't let her get pregnant, and I swear I'll never ask for anything again!" thing. That happens about the time she's embarrassed to be seen in your company. Tick tock, tick tock...

    This is more enjoyable to me than any photoshop/gif ever.
    :ujj:
     
  16. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    spazz, edumacate this fool for me -- i post here all the time with my iPhone
     
  17. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    bullshit -- she's going to live with us through college, and isn't allowed to date til she is 25 :D

     
  18. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    this is a post with my iphone
     
  19. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    see, it shows nothing -- and aren't you the guy who can't mult at SFN :jj:
     
  20. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Liar
    Check it
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