News POTY NEWS: A Final Accomplishment and Abdication

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wife is a whore, Jun 30, 2016.

  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    It is kind of fitting that on this final day of my Stern Side POTY reign that I make a great achievement. I have risen to 5th on the all important Likes List, finally climbing on top of @Jayla and showing her that testicles will always dominate ovaries and reign supreme. Next up is the abandoned acct of the great @Nemo. Now on to other biddness.

    Since the POTY reign and lineage became a complete clusterfuck due to the butthurt of the oligarchy, i have chosen this as the rightful date to abdicate my crown. It has been a whirlwind ride and though there have been greater posters to wear the crown, i feel it is safe to say no e have elevated its prestige as much as i have. I took a "meaningless internet award" and made it a viable trolling device, skunk poster detector and a banner for the masses to rally around.

    I served you dutifully in providing quality entertainment and defending my supporters. I helped vanquish carpetbagging POTY ltd86 from this site not once, but twice. I provided the News Team with much fodder and Larry Inc with counseling, until they outgrew me. I was a POTY By,, Of, and For the people. That is something no Blue Banner Faggit can ever take away.

    To my supporters, i offer a final Thank You. Your faith in me will never be forgotten. To those of you who tried to diminish and usurp my accomplishment, i offer my dick. Put yer lips around it and start sucking.

    Humbly yours,


    Wife Is A Whore
    POTY Emeritus
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I feel really uncomfortable right now.
     
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  3. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Your legacy will be forever enshrined for future generations.
     
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  4. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    I thought you literally climbed on top of her. I was ready to congratulate you.

    Now go give us some rub and tug reviews.
     
  5. larryluncg

    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    Why did nemo leave?
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    To find Dory? :cwl:
     
  7. larryluncg

    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    is animalgod on permaban? A POTY knows
     
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  8. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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  9. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Take the pickle jar outta yer ass then, homo.
     
  10. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Tired of being called a racist, i believe. Search his name and read his last few posts, but i think that is it.
     
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  11. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Pigman is far off my radar. No clue.
     
  12. suckemnuckledus

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    LTD.....MAGA.....:backlol:[​IMG]
     
  13. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Macho would be so proud of WIAW:tears::tears2:
     
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  14. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Whatever happened to that fake poty that took WIAW's crown? He's such a non factor.
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    I'll get back there again!

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    but Macho is much more awesome and amazing.

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    Agreed. From pron reviews, to helping @GaryPuppet get a rub-n-tug, to a real life lesson of, "whores ain't humans." We speak your name.
     
  18. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Shotwave? Stinkwave? Shartwave I dunno...
     
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  20. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I'm sad that this reign had to come to an end.


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