Pound your chicken

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  1. BethsZygote

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    Chicken breast should be pounded to uniform thickness to ensure even cooking! [​IMG]


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  2. jwblue

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    Sounds like good advice. I will start doing it.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's stupid and so is your face!
     
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    Do you use the smooth side or the spiky side? Do you pound directly on the breast or do you cover it with plastic/wax paper?
     
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    Use a bottle of wine as a mallet.
     
  6. BethsZygote

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    smooth side, you cover it with plastic to keep raw chicken juice from going all over, and youre not hammering a nail, its more like a sweeping/smooshing/pushing type mallet strike. You want your striking force to spread the chicken out, youre not trying to hammer it though the table.
     
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    You can also put the chicken between plastic wrap and use the heel of your hand, if you don't have a mallet. Unless you don't have enough strength. :rolley:
     
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    I'm doing it right then except for the hammering part. The breast always seems to fall apart rather than spread out.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    How hard could you hit a grown man?
     
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    boneless and skinless is for fags