News Powerball $415 mill on Saturday--What's you 1st purchase?

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  1. Robert Higgins

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    Powerball jackpot is creeping up there again. $415 million so far for Saturday's drawing.

    If/when I win, I know my first purchase, of course after spending a long period of time with Ukrainian strippers banging, getting drunk and doing blow

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    would probably be the biggest most obnoxious Hummer H2 I could buy.

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    What would your 1st purchase be?

    Hey, all it takes is $2 and a dream.
     
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    I will buy the shed and turn it into a my little pony fan site
     
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    A yacht
     
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    A senator, obviously.
     
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    North Dakota.
     
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    Stack of pancakes.
     
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    A lawyer and financial adviser. Stat.
     
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    The best financial advisor money can buy. ;)


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    A farm (200-300 acres) and construction equipment, so I could build a vault to store my money.
     
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    I'd donate $500 to my local Meals on Wheels, for the elderly :angel:

    and then 500 per week each week thereafter.

    That would only be 26k/year. :grad:
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    The construction I'd want would probably take longer than I would live. Not that bigger is better, but I'd want specific things, including giant pole-barn for my landscaping toys and tools. 200-300 acres sound good. The whole survival bunker and such(for the economic collapse, not any wars)....
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    A school bus for 6 year old pimps

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    Is money code for sex slaves?
     
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    Same.
     
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    Who's shit mult are you again?

    Never have whores to your house. In the rental properties I'd have, there would be a whore apartment in each one, housing a whore on a 1yr personal services contract.
     
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    Moen faucets in all my sinks!
     
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    I think it's ridiculous that once it gets into middle hundreds of millions people become interested and start to believe they have a chance. But when it's 40-100 million they say fuck it.

    If you think you can win play. If you have a few bucks a week you're willing to throw away, play. But this every cunt has to be interviewed om the local news is ridiculous. Wgaf who is buying them , if they usually do, who gives a fuck? They leave time off actual news to bring us lotto fever.