Powerball jackpot soars to record-setting $700 million

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Jan 7, 2016.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Let me know when it hits a billion. :coffee:
     
  3. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    If no one hits this week it just may. :eek:
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Now it's gold for a year for everyone if I win :grad:
     
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    Nope...get out :coffee:
     
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    ppm Well-Known Member

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    I will be winning don't bother playing. And I'm not sharing. :cheer:
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    I'll buy the site from Dawg for a million when I win, unless he takes it down for :quote:maintenance:quote:
     
  9. RobotsVsMonsters

    RobotsVsMonsters Semi-lurker since 2008

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    If i win, I'm buying this site and banning all wrestling faggits
     
  10. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I would take it too
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    I thought gambling was illegal?
     
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    My contribution to this place would be an epic thread showing what I spend money on and how I waste more in a week than anyone here makes in a year. :yes:





    Actually I would just buy a modest house on a shitload of acres and have a stocked 97 car garage. I'd be pretty lame.
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    If I won, I'd make Dawg an offer to be a partner owner on this site (too many headaches owning it outright), and hire Lemmy to be my personal security person and charity solicitation person. With his hatred of human beings, no matter how sad their story was, I wouldn't have to worry about money going out to charities (well, except maybe for animal charities).
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Powerball is rigged.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    That is true, investigations are going on as we speak.
     
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    Nikki growing a tail

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    I'm gonna play. I've always wanted to retire someplace where it's never cold.
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    This guy gets it.
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    We always do a group buy in at work. Today, I was like. "Hey, maybe we wanna double down and everyone throw in $2?? Huh??" I swear to God, this was the reply, "I don't know if that's in everyone's budget. Maybe if you could guarantee a win!" :wtf:
     
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    The only problem I see with that is, it's always hot on those places.
     
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