Powerball Jackpot to be close to half a billion dollars on Saturday...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, May 16, 2013.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Real simple beat the 175,223,510 to 1 odds and you too can rent Beth for red carpet fun

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    Saturdays jackpot will be at least $475 million

    good luck
     
  2. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    waste of money, only idiots play the lotto - Howard
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i bought 8 quick picks for last night and i got 1 number out of the whole shebang. :facepalm:
     
  4. KillVampires

    KillVampires Racist Banned User

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    But that's only like $180 million after taxes.
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Its a tax on those who are shity at math I know.. but its a fun way to piss away $2
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I would be happy with 18 dollars
     
  7. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    if u win your life would be ruined...
     
  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    it would take them hours to get the smile off my dead face and to pull me off the hookers whose ass i was doing blow off of
     
  9. Mike

    Mike 'Merica Gold

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    nobody won? sweet. my picks were horrible. not 1 number hit
     
  10. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Save your money, folks.

    It's MINE! MINE! MINE! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! MINE! MINE! MINE!

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  11. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;r98wJtzGFsc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r98wJtzGFsc[/video]
     
  12. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Family guy loves them Jews

    [video=youtube;lQ36hNkGkS0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ36hNkGkS0[/video]
     
  13. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    If I won the lottery, I would also spend the first two days doing blow with hookers.
     
  14. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I hear its only unsafe on day 3

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  15. DaBUU

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    Bingo!
     
  16. AmishGirl

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    “I spent most of my money on booze and women. The rest I wasted." :punk:
     
  17. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :cheer:
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've got my ticket, and I'm shopping for London properties as we speak ....
     
  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    If you win, buy the homes next to Howard.