Pre-pre-written jokes on the Stern show?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    So now Howard has a stack of topical jokes in front of him that he badly shoehorns into the show?
    Howard finally figured out that his people are unable to write jokes on the fly so they are written before the show now???
    Thanks Muldred!
    :lol:




    Fred only laughs at his jokes...:jj:
     
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  2. gridlockd

    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    I'm noticing the jokes are worse and more obvious. I blame Shuli.
     
  3. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    "on the fly" is no longer an option.
     
  4. Ruffypup

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    How many F Lee Bailey's references were used today faceparm ?
     
  5. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Stern doodled after he re-signed with Sirius.
    Now the lazy greedy serial liar is trying to impress his next boss (victim)

    Pre written jokes.....Freds voice in bits....:facepalm:
    He sounds like Leno/Carson when he read his jokes now...:jj:
     
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    hey, threatening to whoop some ass if he gets whooping cough israeli funny.
     
  7. Bye You!

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    What do I have to do with this? :bigcry:






    :c
     
  8. Nemo

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    you knew we would all be a buzz!
    :mad:
     
  9. Nemo

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    rectum...it almost killed him....:jj:
     
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    the lawsuits and the part time job are cutting into the quality
     
  11. JustAddWater

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    No Jackie and Artie anymore?:dontknow:
     
  12. Frank Snotra

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    Like Howard said yesterday during the Dan rant.......
    He doesnt just do a shit job like Leno.......he WORKS HARD on his show......he ain't doing HIS show for free!!.........and stuff..... :c
    (Maybe Howard is cutting and pasting from Jokeland for 5 minutes a day :jj:
     
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    The just seem like hacky Shuli jokes to me. Mixing a news story together with an inside joke about the staff.

    "Obama had his head down during the debates because he was looking at Ronnie the Limo Driver's tweets."

    "A burglar broke into a house and fell asleep. Police are calling him the ba-ba-booey bandit."

    These don't sound like something Stern would say. It something a lame-attempt-at-Stern would say.
     
  14. Beer Chugger

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    All I used to wish for was effort. I guess we are getting it.

    Now I wish for effort that is actually funny.
     
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    If Howard invented "crow-barring" commercials into the show, it was only a matter of time before he did the same with pre-written jokes.

    Howard is the laziest man in show business.
     
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    Christ at this point any episode of dreadful sitcoms from the late 90s like Suddenly Susan or Caroline in The City would be funnier than this humorless excuse for a show, and fucking trust me those shows weren't funny

    if this trash heap of a show has "writers" they should be shaved sterilized and destroyed because they are an unfunny malignant cancer on the world
     
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    Howard used to minimize Jackie's imp-act on the show, well looks like he was more important than Howard thought, and perhaps he should have shared the marbles!
     
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    Especially since Howard made 45 million and the offer to Jackie was less then a million. Howard had bonus, and Jackie had no bonus. (and thats why Jackie was fired. 5% of Howards bonus.)

    Jackie was not worth 5% for Howard. 95% is not enough (for a :oy2:)
     
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    Maybe Howard needs Jay Thomas's writers... :dontknow:
     
  20. WillyBest

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    :lol:

    Jackie voice: "C'mon, that's killer shit!"