WTF Predict how you will die...

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  1. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I will likely suffocate from a cat laying on my head while I sleep.
     
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    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Skynet will become self-aware.
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Car accident. Hope I'm alone in the car.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    for real? cancer-heart attack-stroke--the shit that kills everyone

    for the purposes of interneting? at the hands of isis or a Mexican or due to the world dying because I drive a car and refuse to recycle because it's gay
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Don't know the circumstances or timing, but my prediction is that there's a reasonable chance it will happen when I stop breathing.
     
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    in my sleep! dreaming of nirvana.
     
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    Hopefully not crawling through a house fire searching for someone.
     
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    badly
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Misadventure.
     
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    Painfully. I haven't always been a great guy
     
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    playitagainfred Well-Known Member VIP

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    I dont know how but it wont be from some wasting disease like untreatable cancer, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's...i'll do myself before that happens.
     
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    Whore house heart attack when I'm 99
     
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    In a blaze of glory.
    That's how.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    By Cock
     
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    Something terminal, I will decide to forgo the BS and take my own life rather than suffer. My family will have to understand. The $1 mill life insurance will still be in play I hope if it comes to that.
     
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    When the pain and misery becomes too much to take I will feed myself a bullet to end the suffering. No doubt in my mind. This has always been my plan. I will not be one of those old miserable men who can get around or take care of myself. Fuck that.
     
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    Suicide.
     
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    Whipping Post 2018 Gold

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    Driving east on the 91 on my way to Pala, flat tire, get over to the right, big rig, THE END.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Gah! I have those horrible Puerto Rican genes, so I'll go with heart attack, and I pray to the baby Jesus that it's quick...
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Violently, it runs in the family. Even dying in your bed at 80 is no guarantee it will be peaceful.