Ok.. unless Howard dies in the next few years, at some point he is going to have to address the hair. He was born in 1954, making him almost 60 years old, yet has the hair of a 26 year old punk rocker. At what point can he stop "fooling" the public? He obviously uses, if not a wig, some type of "system" to help him along.... His dad is bald as a cue ball.. and well, how many 60 year old Jewish men do you see with a mop top like he has? My prediction... he just comes in one day after a break with a shaved head, claiming that this was his new style, and that after having long hair his whole life, he wanted a change.. sort of like the guys in Metallica did. What else could he do? I mean, at some point even the most devoted Kool Aid drinker of a fan is going to have to just look at an elderly man with dark black hair down to his shoulders and laugh... I think this must keep howie up at night.. how does one transition without looking foolish after lying to the public for so long? Whats the longest date he can keep his long hair before it becomes even more of a joke?