Predict what Howie's AGT SuperBowl commercial will be like...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    It wouldnt be a Howard commercial/promo without him dressed in all black.
    Shot with him in the shadows, at the appropriate angle and distance. Probably wont say word.
    And dont forget the trademark shades with the sucken cheeks and clenched jaw pose like in all his Sirius pr stuff.


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    Anyone else have any ideas? What am i missing here?
     
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  2. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Probably involves a homosexual act of some kind
     
  3. shitcunt

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    Beth will trot on the AGT stage with the Budweiser Clydesdales and Howard will give her a thumbs up and then ride off on her.
     
  4. Tinman

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    Lame

    Boring
     
  5. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    What ever it is he'll be stiff as a board and look like an awkward geek if he has to move across the set.
     
  6. Ruffypup

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    He said something like it was a 2 shoot commercial so maybe it has something to do with announcing the games winner ,,, but Im just throwing this out their for craps shits and giggles.
     
  7. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    :cheer: I'd rep ya but I'm outta chicklets, that was funny :hat:
     
  8. LessMoonbeams

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    It'll only be 30 seconds ...some 'outrageous' bullshit
    i'm sure ....gotta get mainstream America on his side. :usa:
     
  9. JDDaBadAhz

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    I bet he will do a faggety shuffle dance like he did all through Private Parts.
     
  10. Asshley

    Asshley New Member Banned User

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    He will probably be featuring his brand new teeth a lot.
     
  11. GaryPuppet

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    Im actually kinda afraid of seeing the commercial during the game. Im worried it will be so faygy and give me such douche chills, it will ruin what i am expecting to be a really close, competitive game.
     
  12. flailingfish

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    howard and howie talking about their OCD while taking a crap in a dirty toilet stall
     
  13. stableboy38

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    the commercial will suck but all the sheep on his show will say how great it was.
     
  14. shitcunt

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    I wonder if Bobo will call in and say how much he liked the commercial ;)
     
  15. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    It'll be a play on his made up moniker "The King of All Media" judging on his throne with NBC or some shit like that. Outrageous acts! Outrageous judges! AGT....coming soon.
     
  16. Uncle Larry

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    I don't expect anything original or funny - the only entertaining part of the commercial will be if people are able to capture some shots of his new teeth which aren't blocked by a microphone.
     
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    It will be something that will draw a 50 year old house wife in Omaha to the show.
     
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    maybe on a couch with Leno?
     
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    That
     
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    Are they live next Monday? Get ready for at least a 90 minute discussion on the subject. Add 30 more minutes for the listener callers (Bobo, etc) proclaiming that it was the best Superbowl commerical of all time. Oh, plus more time spent playing clips of TV broadcasters talking about the clip. :cheer: