Entertainment Predictions please - On what year Beth will divorce Howard

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BostonNick, Apr 17, 2015.

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Beth/Howard Divorce

  1. 2015

    3.2%
  2. 2016

    30.6%
  3. 2017

    40.3%
  4. 2019

    25.8%
  1. BostonNick

    BostonNick Well-Known Member

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    So I'm guessing there was a clause in the pre-nup saying Beth/HORSEFACE needs to stay married to Wighead a certain amount of years before she can collect a certain amount. That being said I think she may pull the trigger a little early while she is still relatively young. I'm going with the end of next year November 2016.

    How do you think Howard will address it as well?

    Although another thought is - she is probably just cheating left and right and may not need to divorce Howard at all.

    Predictions guys??
     
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    A. Genius Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He will divorce her. I don't care how it gets reported, I'm sure he'll file first. After consulting with all the great divorce attorneys first to guarantee that Beth Ho won't be able to use them. Conflict of interest laws. Howard is craftiest in the money department. End rant.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Never. Why would she or he for that matter? They both have basically what they want, I suspect.
     
  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Agree with the 2nd part of that sentence, but not the first. Beef is asexual.
     
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    What an odd marriage
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Never. This is the long-con. Beth's not putting in several decades for a pre-nup number. She's starving Howie to death with the hope he will kick in his 70s while she's still in her 50s. Then the jackpot.
     
  7. BethSucks

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    Whenever her monthly visitor stops and the big payday that would go with a kid disappears.
     
  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I am convinced she beats him in private too. He probably *tries* to fend off the blows, but he doesn't have the strength to fight back.
     
  9. Rodney21a

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    none of you selections has October 1, 2018. Which is one day short of 10 years after her marriage thus fucking up any chances of affecting her pre-nup with the wig.

    Marbles is Howard's game.
     
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    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    She ain't divorcing the Wigged Gunk. It might mean her own money if she did, but whatever miniscule amount of limelight she's getting with with Gunky immediately goes away if they divorce. Wouldn't be surprised if even NSAL was to tell her to GTFO if she split from the Gunkard.
     
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  11. GoshGeeGolly

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    It was odd with Alison as well.
     
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    Never its win for life.
     
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    Its like trowing away a winning lottery ticket. She will milk him like he's milking Sir. RAdio.
     
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    sooner or later she'll wake up especially about the no child rule....selfish of him to have had kids but not her.
     
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    I dont understand how Beth stays in it. She's not hideous as most people say and she obviously loves to fuck. So, how does she stay with a ghastly old man? The money is going to be there when she goes and it's obvious that he has zero major Hollywood connections. One out of 3 isn't bad if your looking for money, looks or a career boost.

    They don't live together. The only thing I can think of is that she's allowed to do her thing and Howard stays in the closet.
     
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    The answer is currently unknowable and the reason for that is nobody knows when Howards fame finally dies.

    At some point he goes off the air. At some point he goes off TV. At that time, his importance will be on an express ride into the ground.

    A lot of people tolerate Howard because they don't want to be on his bad side because he is a vengeful fuck. So it's sort of like how the popular kids at school were friendly with the tough kids. In this context, Howard is the tough kid. That allows him to hob-knob with the popular kids and get into the cool parties... but they don't actually like him. They just prefer to keep in somewhere inside their circle rather than outside it.

    As soon as Howard is no longer important... you will hear a giant sucking sound which will be the sound of everyone deleting his phone number and erasing him from their contact lists. The invitations to parties will stop. Newspaper articles will stop. And ultimately, even Buchwald won't be taking his calls anymore.


    That is when Beth is likely to bail. If she ditches him now, she gets a chunk of change... but she loses access to the parties and nights on the town and shitty TV jobs that she's getting. Considering where Beth came from, her life now is better than she could have imagined. But there is no fucking way in hell that Beth wants to live the quiet life - childless - in some giant mansion with an old scraggly ugly fuck like Howard, especially when she gets nothing out of the deal.

    At that point, she has nothing to lose... she can ditch Howard and still be decent looking for her age and rich as fuck... then she can go find someone else - and that is exactly what she will do.
     
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    The same day Howard is no longer in the spotlight.

    Easy question. Give us a harder one next time.
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    I'll just put this out there for those that are convinced that contracts and prenups are iron clad.

    They most certainly are not.

    First the money bleeds out from attorney 'team' fees...
    when you are talking the kind of loot Plugtard McFuck is worth, those numbers climb fast.

    Then comes the 'settlement out of court for an undisclosed amount'.
     
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  19. BethSucks

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    Exactly and they even more shaky when they involve a celeb, no one really gives a shit about a hedge fund manager's secrets but a celebs are worth money and give her leverage in a settlement. The lawyers would be lined up to Connecticut wanting a chance to blow open that pre-nup.
     
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    The one year after he goes out of limelight.